The Graduates

Nickie:
Dude, she's so hot, I just wanna, like... dunk her head in the toilet.

Ben:
That's is the worst thing I've ever heard. Do you realize that just came out of your mouth?

Megs:
What does she have that I don't?

Rachel:
Cigarettes. We should buy cigarettes.

Beth-Anne:
You don't even smoke, Rachel.

Rachel:
Just because I haven't smoked doesn't mean I'm not gonna love it, Beth-Anne! Jesus F-ing Christ!

Jesse Swomley:
Come on, let's go get some mojitos at the Greene Turtle.

Nickie:
Suck on that, Soccer Fags!

Annie:
Come here, we should be cuddle buddies.

Ben:
Again?

Stuart:
Who are you?

Mike 'The Resonator' Resniski:
I'm the Ghost of Senior Week's Past.

Stuart:
No way.

Mike 'The Resonator' Resniski:
You like mushrooms?

Nickie:
[pulling pill bottles from his bag] Ritalin. Zoloft. Ambien. Aderol. Prozak. Ibuprofen.

Andy:
What's the ibuprofen for?

Nickie:
I get headaches from all the meds.

Annie:
Yeah, they cuffed me, but I was crying so hard they didn't even take my name.

Mattie:
Must be nice, man.

Annie:
What?

Mattie:
Having tits.

Ben:
You ungrateful b*tches! I got us the house, I got us the car, I got us the beer! And for what? For this?

Mattie:
Ben, what's with you and all this Senior Week sh*t, man?

Ben:
I just wanted us all to have a good time together before we... before we...

Andy:
Before we go to college in the fall and never see each other again?

Mattie:
Thanks, douche.

Rachel:
Megs, every boy in Maryland is at the beach and ready to deflower you.

Megs:
But I wanted Ben to do it!

Mattie:
What am I supposed to do with that?

Brian:
Tell her it's aspirin.

Redneck:
My dad used to bring me here. We'd have milkshakes and talk about the Orioles. That was before the accident.

Cal:
You ever smoked cat nip? I licked myself for hours.

Ben:
What?

Cal:
You ever been with a man?

Redneck:
Me and Cal here went down to Senior Week once. Told all the chicks he was named after Cal Ripken. Not true.

Mattie:
[Ben tries to hand Mattie a box of condoms] I only sleep with virgins.

Tom:
You guys came back. No one else came back.

Mattie:
We're not here to clean up Tom. We're just looking for Nickie.

Nickie:
I don't need you to fight for me, Mattie, I grew up in Baltimore!

Andy:
Columbia.

Nickie:
Whatever!

Josh:
Just move on man. Everybody else is going to...

Beth-Anne:
You know what they say about love? If you really love something, let it go.

Megs:
That sounds painful.

Beth-Anne:
It is. That's why it works.

Ben:
There's this quote from like an opera or something: "love is a rebelious bird- it is all in vein to hold it, if it chooses to refuse."

Inga:
What are you saying?

Ben:
Leave me the f*** alone.