The Great Piggy Bank Robbery

Daffy Duck:
[seeing a doormat labeled "Trap Door"] A trap door, no doubt. Very ingenious.

[Steps to one side]

Daffy Duck:
Duck Twacy is too smart for a trick like that! I shall ring the bell from here.

[Rings bell with a pointer; ground opens up beneath him and he falls to the basement]

Daffy Duck:
Was that trip really necessary?

Daffy Duck:
I'm gonna pin it on ya, see? I'm gonna pin it on ya!

[Fade to Daffy playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey]

Daffy Duck:
I'll pin it on ya or my name ain't Duck Twacy.

Daffy Duck:
Rubber Head!

Rubber Head:
I'm gonna r-r-r-r-rub you out, see? R-r-r-r-r-r-rub you out!

[Rubber Head erases Daffy with his head]

Daffy Duck:
Fantastic! And furthermore, it's unbelieva...

[erased completely]

Daffy Duck:
[coming out of door]... ble.

[Daffy, as Duck Twacy, is following clues when he bumps into Mr. Holmes of London]

Daffy Duck:
Scram, Sherlock. I'm working this side of the street. [shoves him aside and continues on]

Daffy Duck:
Hey, Taxi! Taxi! [a taxi stops] Follow that car! [the taxi goes off without him] Keeps them on their toes.

[Duck Twacy follows a trail of footprints to a mouse hole]

Daffy Duck:
Aha! It's Mouseman! Come on out, you rat! Come on out! [a huge Mouseman appears]

Daffy Duck:
[Gulp] G-go back in again.

Daffy Duck:
Say, it looks like a piggy bank crime wave. Why don't people keep their piggy banks on a safe place, like I do? [opens his safe; it's empty] It's gone! My piggy bank's been stolen! Oh, agony! A-go-ny!

[Daffy, as Duck Twacy, is following footsteps by walking up a wall]

Daffy Duck:
Must be the human fly.

[Starts to walk across the ceiling]

Daffy Duck:
Nothing's impossible to Duck Twacy!

[Duck Twacy is surrounded by a gang of crooks]

Daffy Duck:
Snake Eyes! Agh! Eighty-Eight Teeth! Hammerhead! Oh, no, Pussycat! Pussycat Puss! Bat Man! Double-Header! P-p-picklepuss! P-p-p-pumpkin Head! Neon Noodle! Juke Box Jaw! Wolf Man!

Wolf Man:
Woof! Awoooooo! Woof!

Daffy Duck:
You're all under arrest!

[all the villains roar at him. He runs off]

Neon Noodle:
[putting his see-through hands over Daffy's eyes] Guess who?

Daffy Duck:
Neon Noodle? [shouts] Neon Noodle? Aauggh!