The Groove Tube

Hooker:
Lionel? That sounds like a train, I'm gonna do a "non-stop" on you choo-choo.

The President:
I'm in the driver's seat! I'm runnin' the show! I'M THE F***IN' PRESIDENT!

Ko-ko:
[high-pithced clown voice] Are all the little people here for "make believe time"? All of the big people out of the room? Oh-kay...

[Ko-Ko sighs and moves to a desk, removes his clown nose and puts on reading glasses]

Ko-ko:
[regular male voice] Ok. Now I have, uh... a request here from Vicky Ulanet of Fort Wayne, she asks for page 47 of Fanny Hill by John Cleland.

Ko-ko:
It seems a boy from Newton let his parents stay in the room during "make belief time", or at least it was his mother, because she called the station, and it's a good thing the management doesn't watch the show, because they thought it was a prank call. Now, I am only mentioning this to tell you that, really, it's very important that you make sure the big people leave the room during "make belief time", because, if you don't do that the management will catch on to what we're doing, and we'll have to go off the air and I won't be able to take your requests and so on. So, really, please, it's very important, make sure the big people leave the room during "make belief time", okay?

Rodriguez:
[having swallowed a large amount of marijuana in order to evade the police] Do you know we just ate enough sh*t to kill a f***ing army?

"...At Uranus, things come out...a little differently."