The Gun in Betty Lou's Handbag

Betty Lou Perkins:
Look at this: Barry Manilow, Debbie Boone, Paul Anka in Vegas. This guy deserved to be shot.

Alex Perkins:
You can have the house, the furniture. I don't want anything. Except Scarlett. I want the f***ing dog.

Betty Lou Perkins:
Why is it so hard to believe, that I might be exciting to other men? People have affairs. People have lovers. Why not me, Alex?

Alex Perkins:
Cause I never did. I never had anyone but you.

Betty Lou Perkins:
You had everyone but me. You had Frank, and the boys, and the force and the bars and the games.

Ann Orkin:
Am I supposed to feel sorry for you? If you're unhappy drink. Get laid. See a shrink like normal people.

Ann Orkin:
Eight years I went to law school. Three times I took the bar. I finally geta a client and my client is a lunatic.

Alex Perkins:
You know my wife?

Reba Bush:
Yeah.

Alex Perkins:
How do you know she like gone with the wind?

Reba Bush:
She's a friend of mine.

Alex Perkins:
Jesus, she knows everybody. Where the hell was I?

Reba Bush:
Well, sugar, I think that was a real good question.

Alex Perkins:
What do you mean?

Reba Bush:
Where were you?