The Hard Easy

[first lines]

Saleswoman:
Over here... Good morning.

Delivery guy:
Good morning. What, uh, What's with all the suits?

Saleswoman:
Some big dealer thing.

Freddie:
Kid, were you born stupid or did you learn it somewhere?

Ed Koster:
What if I told you that I had a way to raise the cash in less than five days?

Roger Hargitay:
I'd say you're f***ing nuts.

Ed Koster:
Have I ever remotely resembled someone to you who's sane?

Vinnie:
Are you okay?

Paul Weston:
Define "okay". Hey, what time is it?

Vinnie:
It's just after 2:00. Do you need a doctor?

Paul Weston:
More like a welder.

Gene:
[Cracker Jack disappointment] It's paper. You promised us a toy.

Ed Koster:
You guys absolutely f***in' slay me. We log on, make a few phone calls, two weeks later 250 geriatrics hand over their entire life's savings, and that's okay. "But gee, Ed, I don't wanna be a real crook."

Dr. Charlie Brooks:
For what it's worth, I've treated a lot of Vinnie's friends, but you're the first one that I've ever given a ride to.

Paul Weston:
Ah. So out of all the losers, I'm your favorite one.

Dr. Charlie Brooks:
Without a doubt.

Paul Weston:
Make yourself comfortable.

Dr. Charlie Brooks:
I always do.

Jason Burns:
Who the f*** are they?

Ed Koster:
Do I remotely resemble a God damn crystal ball?

[last lines]

Paul Weston:
I'm Paul.

Roger Hargitay:
Roger. [explosion]

Paul Weston:
Nice to meet you, Roger.

Roger Hargitay:
Yeah, you too.