The Harry Hill Movie

Harry Hill:
Nan, how many times? No stripper-grams on a week-night!

Nan:
You're an evil twin.

Otto:
I know. Haha!

Vet:
I'm sorry but as a priest, we're only allowed to drink holy water.

Harry Hill:
I'm sorry, but we don't actually have our car with us.

Station Attendant:
What? You made us sing that big song just for nothing? Time wasters!

Harry Hill:
I'm sorry, but that seat's taken- by the most beautiful girl in the world.

Kisko:
You know what, I think we're working for the wrong brother.

Vet:
You spoke!

Kisko:
Yeah... I choose my words carefully.

Harry Hill:
So he was brought up by Alsatians?

Nan:
Oh yes. It is a lot more common than you'd think.

Harry Hill:
Well it's not ideal is it?

Nan:
But then, 'Jesus' spelt backwards is 'Susej'

Harry Hill:
I'll never have to eat another BBQ and Beef hula-hoop again!

Harry Hill:
It's getting a bit 'Les Mis?rables' now!

Conch:
You know Harry, maybe there is something in this inter-species love. I give you permission to marry my daughter.

Harry Hill:
Marry? Who said anything about marriage? Maybe we could cohabit first?

Otto:
Do you even know what it's like having to lick your own bum just to fit in?

Harry Hill:
Erm... Once...

Nan:
[Looking shocked]

Harry Hill:
Once...

Nan:
Must check the bed sheets for curlies.

Nan:
I've already told you I don't like fish-face.