The Hills Have Eyes

Brenda Carter:
[to Big Bob, when he is singing.] Dad, I hate your singing.

Brenda Carter:
[pretending to be Lynn] I'll be right there honey.

Brenda Carter:
Thank God no one's watching us.

Doug Bukowski:
It's not gonna be in a f***ing trailer home.

Doug Bukowski:
97% of nation wide service, and we get stuck in the 3%.

Ethel Carter:
[to Doug, before dying, when he puts a blanket at her.] You're so sweet, Doug.

Big Bob Carter:
[to Brenda, when she says a bad word.] Hey, watch your f***ing mouth.

Big Bob Carter:
[to Bobby, talking about Doug.] Leave Doug alone. He's a democrat. He doesn't believe in guns.

Bobby Carter:
[when he's at an old rubbish outhouse] Thanks, Brenda...!

Bobby Carter:
[after he scares Lynn] Could you give me a Twinkie?

Bobby Carter:
You know how Freud would have interpreted "your obsession with rattlesnakes", "Mom?"

Big Brain:
[calling for Pluto] It's breakfast time!

Gas Station Attendant:
[before he kills himself] I did the best I could. I'm sorry.

Small Deformed Child:
[to Doug] Mister, will you play with us?

[Beauty and Beast starts barking at the gas station attendant.; Lynn calms them down.]

Lynn Carter-Bukowski:
Beauty! Beast! Stop it!

[Doug is fixing the air conditioner at their trailer, the front grille falls off and hit Doug at the face.]

Doug Bukowski:
Ow! Damn it! [Doug starts working again at the air conditioner.]

Lynn Carter-Bukowski:
You okay?

Doug Bukowski:
[while fixing the air conditioner.] Tell me again, why we couldn't fly like normal people? [complained.] Oh that's right, They wouldn't let your dad drive the plane.

Lynn Carter-Bukowski:
Doug, Relax please. It's their silver anniversary, and they're so happy you came.

Doug Bukowski:
Your parents can't stand me.

Lynn Carter-Bukowski:
No, you're wrong. They love you

Doug Bukowski:
I could have taken them on a cruise.

Lynn Carter-Bukowski:
Hey, you know what? Stop. [Doug stops working at the conditioner.] I never ask you for anything, okay? [stumbles at baby Catherine.] Just think how happy you'll be when Catherine comes along on our 25th, huh? [Catherine coos, Lynn kisses her.] Aw, it's okay.

Doug Bukowski:
[continues working at the air conditioner.] It's not gonna be in a f***ing trailer home.

[Brenda plays with an albino piglet.]

Brenda Carter:
Little piggy, little baby piggy [Bobby appears.] Hey Bobby, come over here look at this.

Bobby Carter:
O my God, That's so random. You two make a perfect pair.

[Brenda get tempered.; Bobby begins to urinate at a bush.]

Brenda Carter:
[turns to Bobby.] Hey, What are you doing? Don't pee there!

Bobby Carter:
[whimpered.] What the hell do you care? Just... turn around for a second.

Brenda Carter:
[pointing to an old wooden outhouse.] Uh, Hello! [Bobby look at the outhouse.] Don't you see that?

[Bobby heads to the outhouse to urinate.]

Brenda Carter:
Jeez!

[While driving through the desert, Big Bob is singing "My Barney lies over the Ocean".]

Brenda Carter:
Dad, I hate your singing.

[Ethel is singing with Bob]

Lynn Carter-Bukowski:
Guys, No.

[Ethel and Bob ends the song.; They turn on the radio.]

Big Bob Carter:
Hey, can you imagine the "first people" to cross this desert? They didn't know where they were.

Brenda Carter:
Yeah, I can, because neither do we.

Big Bob Carter:
Brenda, The road is here. It exists, it's got to go somewhere. Besides, look how beautiful it is. Look at the light on the rocks. It's gorgeous.

Brenda Carter:
This is so f***ed!

Ethel Carter:
Excuse me! Watch your language, young lady!

[Bob laughs.]

Ethel Carter:
I would like a little backup here.

Brenda Carter:
This is such bullshit.

Big Bob Carter:
Hey, watch your f***ing mouth.

Lynn Carter-Bukowski:
Can we just calm down here? We're all a little tired, okay?

Brenda Carter:
Yeah, Mom. Didn't you grow up in the '60s? Why are you so uptight?

Big Bob Carter:
Your mom didn't used to be uptight. She was a little "hippie chick".

Ethel Carter:
[laughing] No.

Big Bob Carter:
You should have seen her when she was your age. She was a little hottie.

Big Bob Carter:
Hey, Bobby?

Bobby Carter:
Yeah?

Big Bob Carter:
Leave Doug alone. He's a Democrat. He doesn't believe in guns

Lynn Carter-Bukowski:
Hey B.

Brenda Carter:
Hey.

Lynn Carter-Bukowski:
How you holding up?

Brenda Carter:
I am thrilled.

Lynn Carter-Bukowski:
[laughing] Yea. This is a total drag.

Brenda Carter:
Yeah, Well you know?, I really don't care what they say. Next year, I am going to Cancun with my friends. Not going on any more of these little family trips.

Lynn Carter-Bukowski:
Well, we're not not gonna have many more of them, you know? And if you want to go to Cancun, you know you're gonna have to get a job.

Brenda Carter:
Oh, yea, what, you mean like your job?

Lynn Carter-Bukowski:
Brenda, I help Doug out at the store, okay?

Brenda Carter:
Oh... yeah.

Doug Bukowski:
Honey? Can you bring me my jacket?

Brenda Carter:
[Pretending to be Lynn] I'll be right there, honey.

[Lynn gets up and walks away while flicking Brenda off; Brenda laughs.]

[After Bobby scares Lynn.]

Lynn Carter-Bukowski:
Bobby! [throws a towel at him.] F***er!

Bobby Carter:
Can you give me a Twinkie?

Lynn Carter-Bukowski:
No! [hits the window.; Bobby leaves.]

[After Bobby finds Papa Jupiter alive, Brenda screams, charges with a pick-axe and hits Papa Jupiter in the head, killing him.]

Brenda Carter:
F***er! [holds Bobby.] Come on, let's get out of here.

[Bobby and Brenda walks away. Brenda stops, turns to find Doug alive, with Catherine and Beast.]

Brenda Carter:
Oh, my god. Look Bobby [Bobby turns to Doug, As he and Brenda run to him and hugs them.]

[After they are reunited, a pair of anonymous binoculars watches from the hills.]

The lucky ones die first