The Human Tornado

Dolemite:
Jimmy, if a snake were to bite me on my leg, what would you do?

Jimmy:
I'd suck the poison, Dolemite!

Dolemite:
Well, Bo! What if a snake were to bite me on my ass?

Bo:
I guess you'd be a dead muthaf***a!

Dolemite:
That motherf***er think I'm dead, but he don't know: I'm a human tornado!

Dolemite:
We are taking you AND your car to sunny California. Can you dig it?

Dolemite:
You rat soup eatin' motherf***er!

Gay driver:
You need a ride, honey? Well, I'll tell you what I'll do... I'll give you a ride... for a ride! Hee! Hee! Hee!

Mobster #1:
This place gives me the creeps. Why do you think the boss uses this as our hideout?

Mobster #2:
He likes the old lady. He get his kicks watching her torture pretty broads.

Dolemite:
He think he's bad and ain't got no class! I'm gon' rock this shotgun up his muthaf***in' ass!

Dolemite:
B*tch, are you for real?