The Iceman Ducketh

Daffy Duck:
[after being almost buried in the snow by an unexpected blizzard] Winter does settle in rather suddenly at last!

Bugs Bunny:
[as Daffy levels his rifle at Bugs] Er, uh, do I understand that you bear some sort of antipathy toward me?

Daffy Duck:
[determined] Antipathy, nothin'! I'm after that fur coat!

[Daffy feels Bugs' fur]

Daffy Duck:
[impressed] Say, that's the softest pelt I've ever felt!

Bugs Bunny:
Do you really like it? I get all my suits from the same tailor as the Duke of Windsor. I always get a good fit from him.

Daffy Duck:
[levels his gun at Bugs again] Never mind the sales pitch! Just skin the rabbit!

Bugs Bunny:
[pushing Daffy's gun away from him] Eh, give me a sporting chance, doc.

Daffy Duck:
[angry] Stop fiddling with my rifle! I want to shoot you where it won't show!

Bugs Bunny:
[climbs up a tree] You just can't get away from that pest.

Daffy Duck:
[stops at the base of the tree] Aha! *Now* you're trapped! [Daffy places small logs around the tree and lights them] I'll smoke him out! [Daffy laughes evilly and points his gun up the tree] You haven't got a chance! [the heat from the fire melts the snow and ice on the tree, which comes down, puts out the fire and freezes Daffy]

Bugs Bunny:
[climbs down from the tree and walks away] I'll see you after the Spring thaw pal.

Daffy Duck:
[climbs out of the ice and tries to free his gun, which is frozen] We'll see who has the last laugh around here!

[the gun goes off and Daffy avoids the shot]

Daffy Duck:
[to the ice replica of himself] Hey! Whose side you on fella?

[Bugs kisses Daffy, jams the barrel of his gun with a carrot and runs away]

Daffy Duck:
[trying to pull the carrot out] Dirtylittlecraddlefrajun... [the gun goes off in Daffy's face] Woo! I *love* him!

[Daffy drops dynamite into Bugs' borrow and hides behind a tree. However, the borrow moves and Bugs puts the dynamite behind Daffy and moves away without him noticing]

Daffy Duck:
[looking out from behind the tree] I love doing this, especially because I DESPISE him! [Daffy pushes the T-shaped handle down and the dynamite explodes right behind him] I think I'm going to cry.

[Bugs is by a frozen lake and Daffy is skiing down the hill towards him, firing his gun]

Bugs Bunny:
[fills a bucket with water from the lake] I saw a guy do this in a toothpaste ad once. [Bugs pours out the water and it instantly freezes] TA-DA! [Daffy crashes into it] Invisible shield you know.

[last lines]

Bugs Bunny:
Well, time to join in for a long Winter's nap. [calls to a tree where some bears are sleeping] Ah, goodnight Daffy! Pleasent dreams!

Daffy Duck:
[holding onto the top of the tree, shivering] Pleasent dreams yeah. Dirtylittlecraddlefrajun...

Daffy Duck:
[Sees the snowman Bugs made of himself] Don't make a move or I'll pulverize you! [the snowman's nose falls off] You moved! [Starts clubbing the snowman with his gun] Take that and that and that! [Realizes he's clubbing a bear underneath the snowman] and that and that and... that [cries] [the bear takes a swipe at him] Fortunately he missed me [His body falls to pieces]