The Invisible Woman

Sandy Martinson:
[Sandy looks down at her invisible feet. She finds a solution] Right! [laughs] No problem.

Security Guard:
I'm sorry. The museum is closed.

Sandy Martinson:
That's me. The Invisible Woman.

Dr. Dudley Plunkett:
I'm your uncle, not your aunt.

Carlisle Edwards:
Scepter, Cleopatra's scepter.

Sandy Martinson:
[Sandy Martinson rolls up the pantyhose and puts it on her left invisible leg as she pulls up the pantyhose] Oh, hi there. [gigles] Hello toes. [continues pulling up the pantyhose] Oh my. [continues pulling up the pantyhose] Oh yeah!

Sandy Martinson:
[Sandy rolls up the pantyhose and puts it on her left invisible leg, then pulls it up] Oh, hi there! [giggles] Hello toes. [continues pulling up the pantyhose] Oh, my! [continues pulling up the pantyhose over her knee and thigh] Oh yeah!

Dr. Dudley Plunkett:
Perfect! [pauses, then continues] Oops, you forgot your feet.

Security Guard:
Sorry, we are closed.

Dr. Dudley Plunkett:
What if I try to get in?

Security Guard:
I'd call the cops.

Dr. Dudley Plunkett:
[orders the security guard] Start calling. [breaks into the museum]

Neil Gilmore:
I don't blame you for wearing the darn glasses.

Dr. Dudley Plunkett:
Sandy, this is your uncle Dudley.

Sandy Martinson:
Uncle Dudley, I will do this part alone, okay?

Carlisle Edwards:
My brothers?

Rodney Sherman:
[Immitating John Wayne] Hold it right there!

Dr. Dudley Plunkett:
Quiet Chuck, this is all your fault!

Sandy Martinson:
I'm over here!

Dr. Dudley Plunkett:
Not that kind of gone, he's invisible!