The Joker Blogs

Jonathan Crane:
[Crane is having lunch at the same table as Quinzel is having therapy with the Joker] Speaking about picking favorites, how are you dr. Quinzel? Are you enjoying the view from my former office?

Dr. Harleen Quinzel:
Actually I don't know, I am rarely in it. I am to busy doing the job you neglected to do.

Jonathan Crane:
Doesn't look like you are doing a job now. It looks more like a date to me.

Jonathan Crane:
Be careful with this one. doctor Quinzel. He's not fakeing.

The Joker:
Funny thing is, neither is she.

The Joker:
Art is all about getting an emotional response. Take the Mona-Lisa for example: People travel from all over the world to visit the Louvre just to see her. Some people get all excited and point, some people stop and scrutinize every detail and some wackos evens start crying. You know, if you really won't to work an audience, imagine if some guy took it of the wall, cut the face off, poked holes in the eyes, tied a string around it and wore is as a mask around Paris then you would get everyone excited and pointing, snapping pictures and everyone crying. Much better response than just sticking it on a wall somewhere. How boring. Besides, it's funny, most people ware masks all the time. Some people hide, art frees people. After all you can't spell an artist, without anarchist.

Patient #4479:
Hey, did you hear the one about the security guard... with the broken glass in his stomach?

Quincy Sharp:
Uh... I don't want to hear any jokes.

Patient #4479:
When I tell a joke, you better pay attention. Otherwise you might miss the punch line. You could even end up being the punch line.

The Joker:
There are three kinds of people in this world. The optimistic that find the glass half full and the pessimistic that see it as half empty. Then there's the paranoid, and they just think that someone's drinking out of their glass.

Cop:
Which one are you?

The Joker:
I'm the one that knocks the glass over. [Joker knocks over glass of water on the desk and giggles as the cops jump back with a shout]