The Key Party

Lucy:
Well, I could... I could learn.

Craig:
'You could learn'... That's what Funky K likes to hear!

Michael:
[laughing] Funky K...

Craig:
[laughing] That's what I'm talking about!

The Nice Girl at the Bar:
Fancy meeting you here.

Nick:
Any place there's awesome, I'm sure to be around.

Michael:
What you need is a slump buster.

Craig:
I mean... I just can't believe there's not a band called 'Black Dragon' yet; there should be a band called 'Black Dragon.' The best thing about it is that the t-shirts are ready to go... I mean, it's just a f***ing t-shirt with a black dragon on it.

Casey:
Alright... Victor Sparks! This song is, um, written by Craig for a band called the Victors!...

Mark:
Victor Sparks?

Michael:
[nodding] Victor Sparks.

Mark:
Sounds like a porn star.

Michael:
[drinking his beer] Oh, he wishes.

Mark:
[laughing] Which one is Victor Sparks?

Michael:
[pointing towards stage] He's the Pillsbury-guy looking there...

Victor Sparks:
[tuning guitar and addressing the crowd] Y'all don't have to be so polite...