The King of Fighters

[Mai is teleported into a fighting stage, which is in the form of a freezer warehouse]

Sam:
Hello, Mai.

Mai Shiranui:
[smiles] Why did you pick this freezing hole?

Sam:
Payback. Remember that sauna you chose last time?

Mai Shiranui:
Hey, does your mother know you're wearing her coat?

Sam:
It was a gift!

[as Sam is thrown against a stack of crates, a ball of snakes suddenly appears above him]

Sam:
What the hell is that?

Mai Shiranui:
That'll be my victory.

[Rugal knocks Kyo down. Kyo crawls and reaches for his sword]

Rugal:
Come on. This is boring. Let's mix it up a bit.

[Rugal throws his quarter-staff away and is thrown a backhoe]

Rugal:
No. Too violent.

[He throws the backhoe and is thrown a stick with nails on it]

Rugal:
Ooh, too barbaric, isn't it?

[He throws the stick in the air and is thrown a baseball bat]

Rugal:
Hey!

Terry Bogard:
...so could SOMEBODY please tell me how I can be in the most technologically advanced country in the world and not get one decent surveillance camera?

Junior Agent:
I don't know.

Terry Bogard:
Don't all answer at once.

Chizuru Kagura:
The tournament takes place in another dimension.

Terry Bogard:
Don't give me that bullshit about dimensions.

Scott Hana:
Well, actually string theory supports the idea of over ten or eleven different dimensions occupying the same time capsule as this one.

Terry Bogard:
You got beat up a lot as a kid, didn't you?

Terry Bogard:
Look, I'm trained to believe in the tangible, not the bullshit story you're telling me. People are dying, and you want me to believe you and your crazy stories.

Chizuru Kagura:
No, but you'll believe Mai.

Terry Bogard:
Who's Mai?

Chizuru Kagura:
The undercover operative you assigned to infiltrate our organization a year ago.

Terry Bogard:
[a little embarrassed] Oh, THAT Mai.

Terry Bogard:
Hey, I'm not the one pitting two of our suspects together in a vicious love triangle that threatens to unleash an evil force into our world, potentially unraveling the fabric of our universe. I mean, I don't know, if I was you and that were true, I might feel a little guilty.

Mai Shiranui:
Why does this place smell.

Terry Bogard:
We're on a budget.

Kyo Kusanagi:
I'm not strong enough.

Iori Yagami:
You have to be. We don't have a choice.

Kyo Kusanagi:
What if I'm not?

Iori Yagami:
Then we all die.

Kyo Kusanagi:
A great pep talk.

Rugal Bernstein:
[Kyo appears in the tournament dimension and sees Rugal] You're not mine. I must have the wrong number.

Kyo Kusanagi:
This is the tournament, isn't it?

Rugal Bernstein:
You're new at this. [Kyo prepares to fight as Rugal approaches him]

Kyo Kusanagi:
This is what we do here right? We fight? [Kyo strikes at Rugal who easily blocks. Rugal roundhouse kicks Kyo through a door. Kyo comes flying through another door further down the hallway]

Rugal Bernstein:
That's not fighting. Technically that's you taking a beating.