The Last Fling

Jack:
So Phil, where is your car anyways?

Phillip Reed:
In the zoo.

Jack:
Oh, of course. I should've guessed.

Phillip Reed:
You have a choice, you can either run away with me and be happy, or get married for Aunt Doodie from Portland.

Gloria Franklin:
Phillip, how do you think Jason would feel if I just ran away with you?

Phillip Reed:
Damn it! What about you? What about how you feel?

Gloria Franklin:
[after calling Jason and receiving an answer from a woman he's cheating on her with] Yeah, yeah, all right! OK! Yeah! If that's the way you want it, Jason, Fine! I'm cautious. I'm cautious and you're Rin-tin-tin!

[last lines]

Phillip Reed:
[to the bears] Well, fellas, I came close didn't I? I met her. I gave it my best shot. It was so great. That ought to last me for a while.

Gloria Franklin:
[after leaving her unfaithful fianc? at the altar] Did you know that the North American Black Bear is over 200,000 years old? And it lives primarily along the Minnesota, North Dakota, Canadian borders.

Phillip Reed:
You must know a lot about bears.

Gloria Franklin:
Oh, yes! Zoology at Stanford.

Phillip Reed:
Excuse me but, Aren't you Marlin Perkins?

Gloria Franklin:
Oh! You recognized me.

[removes her veil]

Phillip Reed:
Well, the dress did have me fooled for a minute. You're not from around here, are you?

Gloria Franklin:
Oh, no! I'm sorry but I did spend a lot of time in the arctic circle, you know.

Phillip Reed:
Excuse me, just one second.

Gloria Franklin:
What?

[they kiss]

Phillip Reed:
That was great. Thank you! I feel so much better. And what were you saying?

Gloria Franklin:
Uh, I don't remember.

Phillip Reed:
You know of course that bears are anonymous in life.

Gloria Franklin:
No! Is that true?

Phillip Reed:
I don't know but it sounds good.

Gloria Franklin:
Well, Phil, where do we go from here?

Phillip Reed:
Anywhere. Anywhere but Acapulca.

Gloria Franklin:
Acapulca.

Phillip Reed:
Right! You see I'm wanted there.

Gloria Franklin:
No! You're wanted here.