The Last Supper

[on what to do with Zack]

Luke:
I say we bury the cracker and have dessert.

Illiterate Librarian:
"Thumbelina" is art. "Catcher in the Rye" is just mean-spirited garbage littered with the, oh, the "F" word.

Luke:
It's 1909 and you're alone with a young artist named Adolph. Do you kill him?

Luke:
People disappear all of the time.

Jude:
Especially in Iowa. We probably saved him from an alien abduction.

Luke:
What if you kill somebody whose death makes the world a better place?

Paulie:
We've got to call the police. They'll understand.

Luke:
Sure they would. Grad student kills war hero with a knife. You'll probably just get a ticket.

Jude:
The conservatives are effective. They do things. All we do is buy animal-friendly mascara.

Paulie:
Look, we're liberals. We do the right thing.

Luke:
You know what you need Heather? You know what you really need? A nice stiff dick to shut that big mouth of yours.

Zachary Cody:
Liberals, never taking a stand you'd be willing to...

Luke:
to die for?

Zachary Cody:
Nah. Boy, dying is easy. There is nothing heroic about dying. But if you can take a stand for something you'd be willing to kill for, that is something, something special

Luke:
Is it crazy to make a difference?

Norman Arbuthnot:
I'm the first to admit we took this country from the indians but what were they doing with it anyway; shooting off bows and arrows and using seashells for money.