The Legend of Dick and Dom

Mannitol:
I was sent to a very reputable wizard school.

Lutin:
Did you arrive?

Hans:
For you gentlemen, ze quvest ist over!

Mannitol:
M&S. Brucie and Tess. JLS. Pixel!

Mannitol:
I am going to perform a spell... Maryland. Iceland. Lapland. La Rue!

Sheriff Harold Batt:
Right, nay body move!

Sheriff Harold Batt:
Listen son, if we catch these wrong 'uns, you can suck out as many brains as you like.

Dom:
Sheriff Harold Batt. What a guy.

Narrator:
Can I go now? I used to be in a hit TV comedy you know.

Beastmaster:
Escape from my lair is impossible. This place has three perimiter fences, six dozen guards, and a very infrequent bus service.

Blinky:
It ain't half hot.

Lutin:
This really is the stupidest thing you have ever come up with. And that includes egg tennis.

Mannitol:
Lunch box. Artichoke. Penguin. Chichester!

Mannitol:
Ice pop. Buttercup. Candlestick. Matchstick!

Mannitol:
Picture frame. Shoelace. Shuttlecock. Broom!

Mannitol:
Polythene. Fan belt. Dongle. Billericay!

Mannitol:
This old scrapbook bears my family motto. Caesar Aldi, Lemsip dim sum. If at first you don't succeed, don't bother trying again.

Ghost:
Vodafone. Home Alone. C?tes du Rh?ne. Emmerdale!

Mannitol:
Flapjack. Laminate. Wellington! Choo choo. Overflow. Waisteline!

Mannitol:
Zoomdablast. Gavilast. Elastoplast?. Crimplene!

Mannitol:
Now, that's what I call a spell!

Dom:
Normally we just go into the forest, find a weirdo, and get the ingredient off them.

Mannitol:
Crackerjack. Snack a Jack. Spice rack. Persil!

Mannitol:
Honda. Masala. Vectra. Harpic!

Mannitol:
I will do a spell... Asda. Bupa. Jamelia. Vimto!

Luke:
You guys really have no idea. Are you from France?

Mannitol:
I could magic us a spell... Transportium. Levitatum. Brocolli. Floaty. Monkey. Magicum!

Mannitol:
Avocado. Armadillo. Amarillo. Daisy!

Lutin:
Oh, bumcakes

Lutin:
Where are we anyway?

Villagers:
Bogoff.

Lutin:
Charming!

Beastmaster:
Meet Aubrey. Aubrey here is a sniffer ferret, and believe you me you can't beat a sniffer ferret.

Mannitol:
He's got our antidote.

Trooper:
[in the voice of Windsor Davies] I does not care if he 'as your aunty Margaret.

Dick:
Death by plunger!

Mannitol:
Some guard you turned out to be.

Guard:
I'm on work experience.

Mannitol:
Schawarma. Rumbelow. Telethon!

Dom:
Telethon. Schawarma. Bumfluff! Shellfish. Kumquat. Biryani!

Mannitol:
With magic... Nantwich. Shyamalan. Melamine. Spandex!

Mannitol:
I will cast a magnificent spell... Panini. Linguine. The Tweenies. Velcro!

Mannitol:
Intel. Montel. L'Or?al. Brillo!

Mannitol:
Tofu!

Mannitol:
The spell is... Argos. Candyfloss. Brent Cross.

Mannitol:
Brucie. Debussy. Zanussi. Bluetooth!