The Little Vampire

Rudolph Sackville-Bagg:
We want to become humans, not eat them for dinner.

[about Rudolph's parents]

Dottie Thompson:
You should invite them over for dinner sometime.

Tony Thompson:
Actually, they would rather have you for dinner.

Tony:
I think I should get home. Rudolph, how do we get down from here?

Rudolph Sackville-Bagg:
We'll fly.

Tony:
But I can't fly

Rudolph Sackville-Bagg:
I got you up here, didn't I?

Tony:
Well I guess so.

Rudolph Sackville-Bagg:
Then stay calm, friend. All right, lets fly. As long as I'm holding onto you, your fine. Trust me.

Tony:
Bed for the undead?

[Rudolph sees Tony with fake fangs]

Rudolph Sackville-Bagg:
What clan are you from, brother?

[Tony's fangs fall off]

Rudolph:
(hisses) You are not a brother...

Tony:
Well, I'm not a sister!

Rudolph:
...You're a human... You're full of blood!

Tony:
Gonna keep it that way, dude!

Rudolph:
I have to go

Tony:
But you can't even walk!

Rudolph:
Who needs to walk... when I can fly!

[jumps over window, hovers for a few seconds, then falls]

[Tony goes outside, and goes to help Rudolph]

Tony:
You OK?

Rudolph:
Do I look it?

Rudolph Sackville-Bagg:
What twisted kind of mortal are you?

Rudolph Sackville-Bagg:
A friend?

Tony Thompson:
Well, we saved each other's lives, didn't we?

Rudolph Sackville-Bagg:
Yes. We did. Friends.

Rudolph Sackville-Bagg:
[on being a vampire] Membership does have its priviliges.

Anna Sackville-Bagg:
Am I in your dreams, mortal?

Caretaker:
Come on. You're either alive or dead - there ain't no in-between, pal.

Lord McAshton:
No, no! I loved Mother. She always smelt of gardenias.

Rookery:
...Shut up.

Frederick Sackville-Bagg:
I don't wear the costume of a Shakespearian aristocrat - I *am* an aristocrat.

Tony Thompson:
Follow me!

Anna Sackville-Bagg:
To the ends of the earth, my darling!

Anna Sackville-Bagg:
The age of chivalry is not yet dead!

Frederick Sackville-Bagg:
[after Gregory attacks the cemetary caretaker] You bit him?

Gregory Sackville-Bagg:
Just a taste.

Frederick Sackville-Bagg:
Was it worth betraying your family?

Gregory Sackville-Bagg:
You're the traitor, forever denying the truth of us. We are the dark gods! But you have turned us into cowards. Sulking around our holes like worms!

Frederick Sackville-Bagg:
What would you have us do?

Gregory Sackville-Bagg:
Fight back! Make these mortals' blood run cold!

Frederick Sackville-Bagg:
And you could do it Gregory. You're young, strong, ruthless and willing to risk a stake through the heart to prove it.

Gregory Sackville-Bagg:
Better a stake than this prison!

Frederick Sackville-Bagg:
Do you think me oblivious?

Gregory Sackville-Bagg:
What does it matter to you what I think? If I think?

Frederick Sackville-Bagg:
It matters greatly. I feel your sting.

Gregory Sackville-Bagg:
But you are Frederick the Great. You feel nothing!

Rookery:
There's a whole 'nother world out there if you just know where to look for it.

Rookery:
And you go straight to hell!

Rookery:
Give me that stone!

Tony:
Not without a fight!

Rookery:
[teasingly] Oh, well I can't be bothered.

Bob Thompson:
Hey, that's my blimp!

Rudolph Sackville-Bagg:
You are not a brother.

Tony:
Well I'm not a sister.

Rudolph Sackville-Bagg:
You are human... you're full of blood!

Tony:
Gonna keep it that way dude!

Tony:
And don't worry, I'm on it!

Freda Sackville-Bagg:
On what dear?

Rudolph Sackville-Bagg:
Hide! My parents are coming!

Tony Thompson:
But we're brothers...

Rudolph Sackville-Bagg:
They don't know that!

Tony Thompson:
I'm Rudolph's friend, and he gave me a bite proof guarantee.

Rudolph Sackville-Bagg:
No need to bite my head off.

Tony Thompson:
Biting is your job, mine is to find the amulet.