The Main Event: Crow vs. Crow

Trace Beaulieu:
[taking Crow apart] This snaps off, so you can take it anywhere. [removes Crow's head, audience freaks] I've killed him!

Trace Beaulieu:
Clicked that off the list.

Bill Corbett:
[smiles] Bucket list.

Trace Beaulieu:
[smiles] Yeah. I never got my bucket, though.

Ken Plume:
It was sold on eBay.

Bill Corbett:
You just would've made a puppet out of it, Trace.

Trace Beaulieu:
[makes a puppet out of his hand] I'm Bucket. [nurse voice] Back to your room, Mr Beaulieu. [very old man's voice] I made puppy, yeah...

Bill Corbett:
[laughs, loses it]

Ken Plume:
[introducing] And now: two men enter and in a short time, two men will go to lunch! One side, Trace Beaulieu, the other side, Bill Corbett!

Trace Beaulieu:
Make your own thing out of crap you find.