The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit

Maria Montagne:
Could you possibly give me some Spam?

Tom Rath:
You like Spam?

Tom Rath:
I don't know anything about public relations.

Bill Hawthorne:
Who does? You've got a clean shirt and you bathe everyday. That's all there is to it.

Judge Bernstein:
[referring to a man who is trying to cheat Tom Rath out of his home] If you're going to be slick, be slick in the city. They're not as smart there.

Tom Rath:
The most significant thing about me so far as the United Broadcasting Corporation is concerned is that I am applying for a position in its Public Relations Department and after a reasonable period of learning I believe I could do a good job. I will be glad to answer any other questions relevant to this application for employment but after giving it serious thought I am unable to convince myself that any further speculation on my importance could be of any legitimate interest or value to the United Broadcasting Corporation.