The Man Who Loved Cat Dancing

Jay:
I told you I didn't want anybody killed back there!

Dawes:
Yeah, well, I forgot.

Dawes:
Women tend to themselves, huh? Men just take a piss.

Jay:
Never try to bribe a man with something he can take anyway.

Billy:
Well, now! If she don't look as fresh as a daisy beside an outhouse!

Lapchance:
I had a woman run off on me once... mailed her a suitcase.

Catherine Crocker:
Give me the horse and let me go. I won't tell a soul, I promise.

Jay:
Why not?

Catherine Crocker:
Because I'm running away, too.

Jay:
[pauses] Mm hmm.

Jay:
[to Billy] Throw her ass on a horse.

Jay:
[to Catherine, at the campsite] Make some coffee.

Catherine Crocker:
I don't want to make coffee, thank you...

Jay:
I don't give a damn what you want. Make some coffee.

Catherine Crocker:
[Fumbling with the coffee pot, obviously clueless] I don't know how to make coffee. I'm sorry.

Catherine Crocker:
[Discussing an escape plan with Dawes] As soon as it gets dark, I'll get my horse and go.

Dawes:
[Skeptical] Yeah? How ya' gonna' manage that?

Catherine Crocker:
I'll just say I have to... "tend to myself."

Dawes:
Women "tend to themselves," huh?... Men just take a piss.

Jay:
[Regarding Charlie] He wanted to be a leader like his father. He ended up being an imitation white man.

The Chief:
[Smoking a cigar as Jay and Catherine are visiting his tent] The cigar was one of the white man's "good" inventions.