The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack

Flapjack:
Adventure!

Flapjack:
It's always perfection when you know your directions. No more wasted rowing 'cause I'm knowing where I'm going!!

Dr. Barber:
Tell me, Captain, have you ever considered... FAKING YOUR OWN DEATH?

Captain K'nuckles:
...You can do that?

Dr. Barber:
Sure, I do it all the time.

Flapjack:
Hey, I've met your brother!

The Professor:
Really? Did he mention me? Did he talk about me?

Flapjack:
[shakes head] He just fired children at us.

Crab Man:
Crabs! I've got crabs! I've got crabs! I've got crabs!

Captain K'nuckles:
In a world of peaches, my dear Johnny, don't ask for applesauce .

Shucks