The Men Next Door

Jacob:
You boys have fun. I'm going to, uh, eat this in my room, which is ten feet that way - behind those thin walls, in case anybody needs me.

Derek:
So, do YOU have a daddy complex or does Colton?

Doug:
How do you know about daddy complexes?

Derek:
I'm a therapist. I deal with a lot of strippers.

Philip:
Hey. Sorry about your birthday thing the other night. Here.

Doug:
What does it mean that every person I know got me wine for my birthday?

Philip:
You're an alcoholic?

Doug:
I'm not an alcoholic.

Philip:
Do you drink at home alone?

Doug:
Yeah, sometimes.

Philip:
Classic signs of an alcoholic.

Doug:
Oh, but wait, I live alone, so of course I drink alone.

Philip:
First step is the hardest.

Doug:
Apparently the only steps I need are the ones leadin' right to the local liquor store.

Philip:
Them's the spirits!

Doug:
I am not anal-retentive.

Evelyn:
Mm.

Doug:
I'm organized.

Evelyn:
You can't have a predicament without a big dick in the middle.