The Merry Monahans

Conductor:
Just out for a breath of fresh air.

Sheila DeRoyce:
[while trying to hide Jimmy under a blanket] Yes. The fresh air. It is fresh, isn't it?

Conductor:
Yes, it is.

Sheila DeRoyce:
There's nothing so fresh as fresh air because... t's so fresh.

Conductor:
...Yeah.

Pete Monahan:
Did you kids have a good time at the beach today?

Patsy Monahan:
Oh, sure. I enjoy an occasional dip in the common pleasures of the proletariat.

Jimmy Monahan:
If you knew what those words meant and could spell 'em, you'd be almost literate.

Pete Monahan:
It's just that kids need a mother...

Patsy Monahan:
And they always will until someone makes a big improvement in incubators.

Pete Monahan:
Give me five bourbons straight, will ya?

Bartender:
Five?

Pete Monahan:
Yeah, for me and the four horsemen - Fire, Disease, Death, and Famine.

Bartender:
Heh, heh, that's a misquotation.

Pete Monahan:
Yeah, yeah... just get the stuff.

Patsy Monahan:
It's a nice day.

Jimmy Monahan:
You said that.

Patsy Monahan:
Oh, it's got everything: a great big sun, sky -

Jimmy Monahan:
Yes, yes...

Patsy Monahan:
Well, I'm just trying to make conversation. I'm in there pitching!

Jimmy Monahan:
High and outside.