The Mighty Quinn

[to Xavier]

Jax:
You been like a big old knot ever since you was a boy, you know that?

Mr. Bimm:
That's my baby in her belly!

Xavier:
She marry who she want, the baby don't make no difference.

Mr. Bimm:
It does to me!

Xavier:
Then live with it!

Mr. Bimm:
Live with it?

Xavier:
Yes, man.

MacKeon:
His brain's not working too good right now, but from what I can tell, Maubee bet him ten thousand dollars he couldn't do what he did.

Xavier:
Which was what?

MacKeon:
Drink whatever it is he's throwing up there.

Nick:
Chief, am I gonna die?

Xavier:
Yes, man... but we're gonna try to put it off for a little while, we're gonna take you to the hospital.

Xavier:
You think Maubee did it? Cut a man's head off?

Jump:
That f***er, he does that! That's why he's like that!

Xavier:
Try and make sense when you talk, Jump.

Maubee:
Why you think we doing this?

Xavier:
Because you are a f***ing lunatic who got his ass in a mess and don't know how to get out of it!

Maubee:
No, not because I don't know how to get out, but because you and your men couldn't catch me, Xavier!

Xavier:
Sh*t, I never even tried!

Maubee:
Yesterday you tried to run me off the road, remember?

Xavier:
I coulda shot your ass!

Maubee:
You can shoot my ass right now!

Xavier:
I might!

Policeman:
He knows the cops are after him, and the man is bang into the fourth dimension.

Xavier:
You want a beer, Jump?

Jump:
Do the damned need salvation?

Maubee:
Ubu Pearl.

Xavier:
Who, the witch?

Maubee:
Yeah, man, Isola's aunt. She only let me visit on Monday night.

Xavier:
What if you don't?

Maubee:
I get the hex. My dick fall off and I wake up dead.

Xavier:
Sh*t, you'd better stick to your schedule then.

Maubee:
Yeah, man.

Cocodink:
I want to make a complaint about Lt. Jump Jones! He's not giving me no phone and I want it now! And I'm not being allowed to make no calls!

Jump:
Who would you call?

Cocodink:
Never mind my personal business! That lizard fish with the cowboy hat gets to make one call, and out he goes!

Xavier:
You want to get out, Coco?

Cocodink:
You're a tricky man. Never mind the phone!

Xavier:
Aren't you ever going to stop?

Cocodink:
Never! Because that's the way I am! I am the blight and scourge of the jails! I am the vengeance of the poor-ass prisoner, man!

Xavier:
You sure are.

Rasta:
There was a guy at the Eagle Hotel looking for him.

Xavier:
What guy?

Rasta:
A white guy.

Xavier:
What kind of white guy?

Rasta:
Kind of a dark white guy. [laughter]

Ubu Pearl:
I put a curse on you!

Xavier:
Believe me, I already got a curse on me.

Maubee:
Come on, I got us a ride here.

Xavier:
Yes, man. In a stolen car.

Maubee:
It's not stolen. It's the governor's - bought by the sweat and taxes of hard-working people! Besides, what he need it for? Him sleeping.

Xavier:
That's a very moving story.