The Minx

Linnea Chiang:
I feel the deepest part of me awakening.

Joe Van Zwick:
My kind of culture somehow just doesn't jibe with karma and reincarnation. I'm just not temperamentally suited for it, you know what I mean? I grew up masturbating to Marilyn Monroe.

News Anchor:
Although it appears from this security camera image that the Minx is female, Chief Chiapetti has said that because of the daring nature of some of her acrobatic feats it is possible that the Minx could be a man disguised as a woman.

Linnea Chiang:
Maybe the Minx is just a down to earth girl who wants to play more than one role in this life. Maybe she'd like to play as many roles as she can because she knows one day death is going to strip us all of our costumes and make us completely equal in the grave.

Joe Van Zwick:
What's that b*tch gonna do in Hong Kong?

Joe Van Zwick:
I can hold my own.

Linnea Chiang:
I bet you do that all the time.