The Misadventures of Sheriff Lobo

Deputy Perkins:
[Complaining to Lobo about having to watch Birdie] I don't see why you have me watching him. Why don't you let me strike out on my own?

Sheriff Elroy P. Lobo:
That's the trouble. Every time I put you out on your own you strike out.

Deputy Perkins:
[while leering at Margaret Ellen] My, my, you sure are filling out.

Margaret Ellen:
Not as fast as you.

Prof. Nina Evans:
We're parapsychologists.

Deputy Perkins:
Para what?

Prof. Nina Evans:
Parapsychology is the study of occult phenomena: happenings for which there's no rational explanation.

Sheriff Elroy P. Lobo:
Oh, I know all about that - I deputized one.

Sheriff Elroy P. Lobo:
We are sworn to uphold the law, you know?

Deputy Perkins:
That's never stopped us before. I think Hawkins is having a bad effect on you.