The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

[from trailer]

[stopping a car before throwing the man out]

Rick O'Connell:
Whoa whoa whoa. Sorry pal, there's a mummy on the loose.

[from trailer]

[upon seeing an army of the undead]

Rick O'Connell:
So these are the good undead guys, right?

[from trailer]

Jonathan Carnahan:
I hate mummies. They never play fair.

[from trailer]

Alex O'Connell:
Good going dad. You've raised another mummy. In his tomb, it said he had control of the five elements.

[from trailer]

Zijuan:
[about Han] When the emperor built the great wall, he buried his enemies underneath it. I will call them to battle once more.

Mad Dog Maguire:
I'd tell you to fasten your seatbelts, but I was too cheap to buy any. [laughs]

Rick O'Connell:
[laughs] Why am I laughing?

[from trailer]

Jonathan Carnahan:
[to Rick] You guys are like mummy magnets!

Rick O'Connell:
Here we go again!

Evelyn O'Connell:
[speaking of Rick fishing] At least you've got a hobby that doesn't involve guns. [takes a bite of the fish]

Mad Dog Maguire:
[seeing a dragon flying below them] Rick, should I give up drinking?

Rick O'Connell:
No.

Rick O'Connell:
I. Really. Hate. Mummies.

Evelyn O'Connell:
I think the feeling is mutual.

Jonathan Carnahan:
Ah! My ass is on fire! My ass is on fire! Spank my ass. Spank my ass!

Evelyn O'Connell:
What is that god awful smell?

Jonathan Carnahan:
[covered in puke] The Yak yakked.

Jonathan Carnahan:
You three-headed shape-shifting son-of-a-b*tch.

Jonathan Carnahan:
Die you mummy bastards. Die.

Mad Dog Maguire:
There is no call for bad language.

Rick O'Connell:
I've put down more mummies in my time.

Alex O'Connell:
You've killed one mummy, dad.

Rick O'Connell:
Yeah! Same mummy. *Twice*!

Jonathan Carnahan:
[during a chase scene] Where's Rick?

Evelyn O'Connell:
Where do you think?

Jonathan Carnahan:
[about Lin] She speaks Yeti?

Woman in Bookstore:
[This dialog - in an apparent nod and wink to the change of actress for the character from prior films in "The Mummy" series - accompanies the first appearance of Evelyn O'Connell] Mrs. O'Connell, is it true that the Scarlet O' Kiefe character is based on you?

Evelyn O'Connell:
No. I can honestly say she is a completely different person. [... as the camera reveals her face to show that it is Maria Bello - not Rachel Weisz - playing the role]

Alex O'Connell:
When I saw you lying there Dad, I've never been so scared in my life.

Rick O'Connell:
That makes two of us.

Alex O'Connell:
You're not supposed to die. I mean you're Richard O'Connell, right? You get beat up, you get tossed around, but you're always standing there in the end. I never really thought of the world with out you.

Mad Dog Maguire:
When this is over, me and my boys get free drinks!

Jonathan Carnahan:
You can have the whole damn bar! I'm getting the hell out of China!

Lin:
I'll go after the Emperor.

Alex O'Connell:
Trust me, I've got a little more experience with mummies.

Lin:
[Pulling out a dagger] And I have the only weapon that can kill him!

Alex O'Connell:
Okay, I'll cover you! Let's go!

Jonathan Carnahan:
Here's to you, princess! And Imhotep. May the bugger actually stay dead!

Jonathan Carnahan:
[Trying to get Alex away from Mad Dog's girl] Alex, that woman is a tomb in which many pharaohs have laid in.

Alex O'Connell:
Good going. You've raised another mummy.

Jonathan Carnahan:
And this bugger's got super powers.

Jonathan Carnahan:
As much as I want to stay boyishly handsome forever, Shang-ri La is a crock.

Rick O'Connell:
That's what you use to say about mummies Jon and you did pretty well off it.

Jonathan Carnahan:
Good point.

Mad Dog Maguire:
Any self respecting pilot would land in the valley but since I don't have any self respect so I'll put you down halfway up the mountain.

Rick O'Connell:
What did you do now? Rob an armory? ALEX OPENS TRUCK AND REVEALS ASSORTED GRENADES AND GUNS.

Alex O'Connell:
Then we can finish him off with Lin's dagger.

Rick O'Connell:
Look, I'm sorry; I just don't put much faith in your girlfriend's magic dagger.

Alex O'Connell:
Okay Dad, she is not my girlfriend.

Rick O'Connell:
You say that now but I still don't trust her.

Alex O'Connell:
Well I do so you should trust my judgement okay?

Rick O'Connell:
Time to go to plan B. Blow up the tower.

Jonathan Carnahan:
I'm actually a little concerned about plan B. Can't we go straight to plan C?

Rick O'Connell:
Make it go bang. I'll cover ya.

Lin:
TO YETI. Please, I need your help. These soldiers are evil.

Jonathan Carnahan:
CRAWLING THROUGH SNOW. Why do I always have to be the one to save the day?

Jonathan Carnahan:
LIGHTS DYNAMTIE WIRE. Yes I did it! LOOKS UP AT TOWER LACED WITH DYNAMITE STICKS. Holy mother... time for a retreat... TURNS TO RUN & STUMBLES AT YETI'S FEET. LOOKS AT YETI, POINTS TO HIMSELF & THEN THE YETI. I'm on your team! I'm on your team.

Jonathan Carnahan:
That's a diamond. I could use a diamond like that.

Zijuan:
I was wrong to involve you in my revenge.

Lin:
No Mother, I would do anything for you.

Alex O'Connell:
People can live an entire lifetime in one look. I watch my parents do it every day.

Emperor:
Today you awake to a world in the grip of chaos and corruption. I will restore order . I will retake what is mine. I will crush any idea of freedom. I will slaughter without mercy. I will conquer without compassion. I will now lead you past the great wall. Once you cross, you will be indestructible.

Emperor:
I raised you for one purpose: to enforce my will on the entire world!

Rick O'Connell:
Alex? TURNS AROUND TO SEE ALEX IS GONE. Where'd he go?

Evelyn O'Connell:
Where do you think?

Rick O'Connell:
LOOKS THROUGH BINOCULARS TO SEE ALEX RUNNING THROUGH TENTS TO FIND LIN.

Alex O'Connell:
I dug you up and I'm gonna put you down.

Rick O'Connell:
ARROW PIERCES HIS BLUE T-SHIRT SLEEVE AND WEDGES INTO A ROCK. Hey, that was my favorite blue shirt.

Evelyn O'Connell:
REMOVES THE ARROW FROM THE ROCK & THROWS IT ASIDE. I've always hated that shirt.

Evelyn O'Connell:
[TALKING ABOUT LIN] She's certainly managed to enchant you. Come on Alex, you obviously like her.

Alex O'Connell:
Mom, the thin mountain air is clearly messing with your head.

Alex O'Connell:
Besides your'e not my type.

Lin:
Of course not. You don't like a woman who can knock you on your backside.

Alex O'Connell:
Expression is kick my ass. For the record you didn't.

Jonathan Carnahan:
[TALKS TO YAK] IT's not easy being me, but then again I don't suppose its easy being you isn't it old girl? If I met a girl like you Geraldine you know hard working. Doesn't say much. Your'e a little bit hairy but I don't mind that.

Rick O'Connell:
There it is! We found Shrang-ri-la. [AS THEY ROUND THE SNOW LEDGE]

Mad Dog Maguire:
Off so soon?

Jonathan Carnahan:
Well I just don't like goodbyes. You won't say anything will ya?

Mad Dog Maguire:
Well, there are outstanding bills.

Jonathan Carnahan:
Here. [TAKES MONEY FROM POCKET, HANDS IT TO MADDOG] Have it all. I'm off to South America. Hot babes, beaches, and no mummies.

Mad Dog Maguire:
[GESTURES TO WICKER CAT CARRIER IN JONATHAN'S HANDS] I didn't know you own a cat.

Jonathan Carnahan:
Adverci amigo.

Evelyn O'Connell:
[TAKES BREAK FROM KILLING UNDEAD ARMY] Any regrets darling?

Rick O'Connell:
None. Not ever.

Rick O'Connell:
[TO DRAGOM EMPEROR] Enough tricks. Where's your honor? Fight like a man!

Evelyn O'Connell:
There's something incredibly romantic about vanquishing the undead.

Evelyn O'Connell:
Kiss me.

Rick O'Connell:
You don't have to ask me twice. [KISSES EVELYN]

Evelyn O'Connell:
I'm sorry we haven't been properly introduced. Who are you exactly?

Lin:
My name is Lin. My family has watched over the Emperors tomb for centuries. The Emperor cannot be killed unless he is stabbed through the heart with this. [draws dagger] My mother put a curse on it long ago.

Evelyn O'Connell:
[nods, smiling]. Mmm-hmm.

Evelyn O'Connell:
Whatever secrets she's hiding, I just don't want to see you get hurt.

Alex O'Connell:
I appreciate that, but you know I've had my fair share experiences with the opposite sex.

Evelyn O'Connell:
Really? Uhh, how many experiences are we talking about?

Alex O'Connell:
Uhh well... uhh you shouldn't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to okay, Mom?

Evelyn O'Connell:
Right.

Richard 'Rick' O'Connell:
Have they ever heard of a cable car around here?

Richard 'Rick' O'Connell:
[wolves attack Rick] Hey, easy boys! Down! Play dead! Be dead!

Alex O'Connell:
I've seen scarier looking first graders than you!

Jonathan Carnahan:
I *love* the smell of terracotta in the morning!

Richard 'Rick' O'Connell:
[after a soldier gets electrocuted] Physics 101; water and electricity do not mix!

Jonathan Carnahan:
I could've been in a bar, drinking champagne, talking to some ladies, playing dice, winning money!

Richard 'Rick' O'Connell:
Oh, a switch! I wonder what it does?

Evelyn O'Connell:
Hurry Rick, Alex needs our help!