The Naked Jungle

Joanna Leiningen:
If you knew anything about music, you'd know that the best piano is one that's been played.

Joanna Leiningen:
Everything I say seems to make things worse. I'm trying not to irritate you.

Christopher Leiningen:
I've noticed that. I find it irritating.

Commissioner:
Leiningen, you're up against a monster twenty miles long and two miles wide... forty square miles of agonizing death! You can't stop it!

Joanna Leiningen:
Do you think this moat will stop them?

Christopher Leiningen:
Ants are strictly land creatures. They can't swim. Right, Incacha?

Incacha:
Monkeys not swim also. They cross rivers even so.

Christopher Leiningen:
The intelligence of monkeys is more than ants, less than man.

Incacha:
Is so. [laughing] When ants come, monkeys run.

Joanna Leiningen:
You've given up.

Christopher Leiningen:
No,I've been beaten;there's a difference!