The Night Before

Winston:
Stay away from ginger ale and tequila. It's a b*tch!

Winston:
Hey, you want to dance?

Tara:
What I want, Winston, is I want OUT of here and I want out NOW!

Winston:
Why? Don't you know how to dance?

Winston:
I was supposed to have her home by midnight, and instead, I sold her to a pimp!

Winston:
Did anything happen to you?

Tara:
Well, let's see. I was kidnapped, they stole my dress and I was driven over here in the trunk of a car. Did you mean besides that?

Winston:
Hey, give me a break here!

Tara:
Gee, am I overreacting? Well, I guess being sold into prostitution has made me a little edgy; or maybe it's the thought of almost losing my virtue to the Goodyear blimp - and then again it could be simply the sleazy feeling of vinyl against my skin.

Winston:
You know what you are? YOU are an egotistical, self-centered, little BRAT!

Tara:
That's terrific! [Bumps into guy on stairway] Excuse me, sir. Now if you'll both pardon me, sir. Do you win over a lot of girls this way, Winston? [Still can't get past the guy] I'm sorry, sir, we'll be out of your way in just one moment.

Tara:
Danger? Oh, danger! Well, I shudder to think what the vice president of the astronomy club would call DANGER - what did you do, jaywalk or something?

Winston:
Nice hairdo... you get FM on that?

Lisa:
You took Tara into a SEWER?

Winston:
Yeah, only for a couple of seconds.

Winston:
[to rock band at club. Winston is wearing the sunglasses he found in the bathroom] Excuse me, are you gonna talk or are you gonna rock?

Winston:
[posturing, trying to look tough] Yeah, I'm looking for this guy named Cueball. You know where he lives?

Newsie:
[spits on the sidewalk, in disdain] Who wants to know?

Winston:
[spits, weakly] Tito.

Newsie:
[demeanor changes to cheerful compliance] Oh, uh... ground floor, first door on the right.

Winston:
[tries to untie Tara] What have you got to wear?

Tara:
All I've got is a tube-top and a mini-skirt.

Winston:
It's *better* than nothing!

Tara:
Winston, tube-tops are out, and the mini-skirt is vinyl.