The Night of the White Pants

Felicia:
I just love telling rich people to f*** off!

Max Hagan:
You're just a p*ssy in a punk suit.

Raff:
F*** you!

Beth Hagan:
It wasn't enough for you to f*** with my brother, you had to f*** with my father too?

Max Hagan:
I can f*** with myself quite successfully, thank you.

Max Hagan:
You know what I'm gonna do instead of getting married again? I'm gonna find a woman who hates me and buy her a house.

Beth Hagan:
[Standing on her head in an airport; people look at her strangely] I'm f***ing meditating!

Felicia:
[Entering a hotel room] Woo hoo! Where's the Coke - [noticing the police] - a Cola?

Raff:
And honestly, who doesn't love a man who loves love?

Beth Hagan:
Dad, please. I never ask you to do anything for me!

Max Hagan:
I know, honey and I appreciate that.