The Opening of Misty Beethoven

Misty Beethoven:
I'm gonna suck your cock like the inside of a ripe mango.

Misty Beethoven:
Ripe mango, take two...

Seymour Love:
What's your name?

Misty Beethoven:
Misty Beethoven.

Seymour Love:
Is that your real name?

Misty Beethoven:
No. It's not. I took it to sound more important.

Seymour Love:
What was it before?

Misty Beethoven:
Dolores Beethoven.

Seymour Love:
I should have guessed.

Misty Beethoven:
What's the biggest difference between New York and Rome?

Seymour Love:
There aren't as many Italians in Rome.

Seymour Love:
Misty, never forget the cock. As Hyman Mandel once said, "never let the fact that they are doing it wrong stop you from doing it right."

Misty Beethoven:
Who's Hyman Mandel?

Seymour Love:
I don't know. I read that on the men's room wall at the New York Athletic Club.

Seymour Love:
Hey! Hey, where are you going? You can't leave now. Stay, you can have Caesar!

Misty Beethoven:
Why would I want Caesar? I already have Napoleon.

Seymour Love:
Do you know why people have unsatisfactory sexual relations?

Misty Beethoven:
No.

Seymour Love:
Because they talk too goddam much.