The Passionate Plumber

Tony Lagorce:
[storming out] I'm finished! I'm through!

McCracken:
You're NUTS!

Patricia:
Are you hurt?

Elmer:
I won't know that until I take my clothes off.

Tony Lagorce:
[storming out again] I'm finished! I'm through!

McCracken:
You said that yesterday!

Patricia:
You're going to write me a check for 150,000 francs.

Elmer:
Whose name do I sign?

Patricia:
Yours of course!

Elmer:
That won't work, I haven't got a Sue to my name.

Elmer:
[posing as a doctor] There's something wrong with my telescope.

Patricia:
Have you ever been to prison?

Elmer:
Once, to see my father.

McCracken:
Got a leak in the bathroom.

Elmer:
[groaning] Oh bathrooms, ALWAYS bathrooms, I can see them in my sleep.

Patricia:
There is something you can do for me. You can take Fifi for a walk.

Elmer:
Oh, is that your sister?

Patricia:
No, my dog.