The Perfect Game

Mario:
The unexpected play...

Enrique:
...at the unexpected time.

Umpire:
Coach, I don't mean to interrupt your little chat but there's sixteen thousand and one of us - think there's a baseball game going on here. Play ball?

Umberto Macias:
Chores can wait for a champion.

Padre Estaban:
Some times God gives us the ability to make them.

Cesar Faz:
Teams?

Padre Estaban:
Miracles.

Enrique:
Couldn't pick a place with more rocks, huh?

Frankie Stevens:
You know, you say that one more time I will punch you in the nose.

Mac Thompkins:
Been a while since I fought a woman.

Fort Worth Spectator #1:
They scored a run.

Padre Estaban:
Our visa's have expired.

Padre Estaban:
Go say goodnight to the boys, alright. And try not to throw up.

Cesar Faz:
What are you doin' here?

Mr. Tanner:
It's baseball. Why it's a world series. Only in America.

Cool Papa Bell:
Woa, hold it boy. You gotta *tell*.

Biloxi Pitcher:
Tell who what?