The Pink Panther 2

[from trailer]

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Let me bring you up to speed... We know nothing. You are now up to speed.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
I am now leaving France. This is a bad idea. [steps over "You are now leaving France" line in airport]

TV Announcer:
The legendary Pink Panther diamond has been stolen.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
What'd I tell you?

Kenji:
Have we decided on lunch?

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
I'm sure you'll be wanting sushi, my little yellow friend!

Italian Reporter:
[after the Pope's ring has been stolen] Mr. Pepperidge, was the Dream Team asleep when the theft occurred?

Pepperidge:
No comment.

Italian Reporter:
Do you think they will recover the ring?

Pepperidge:
If I give a comment, when I said 'no comment.' I would look like a complete ass, wouldn't I?

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Would you - even though it may lead to injury - marry me?

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
And your name?

Vicenzo:
Vicenzo Roccara Squarcialupi Brancaleone.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Oh... That is your name. I thought you were ordering in Italian. Once again.

Vicenzo:
Vicenzo Roccara Squarcialupi Brancaleone.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Vicen tam-ta-da-tam-tam Don Corleone

Pepperidge:
Tell me, how did you enjoy your trip to the *airport*?

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
[holding his stamped hand to his chin in thought] Now, how did you know that?

Pepperidge:
*Talking about Clouseau* If he solves this case, I'm perfectly willing to run around for 24 hours wearing nothing but a tutu carrying a big, pink, fluffy handbag.

Pepperidge:
It's in every newspaper all over the world. We're all being made to look like idiots. Reputations built up over a lifetime utterly ruined.

Kenji:
I had to quite being a Buddhist because I feel so much hate.

Vicenzo:
HE SAT ON THE POPE'S HAT!

Vicenzo:
Clouseau, you are a lover. And Nicole is a woman for a lifetime, a woman to have the babies with.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
To have the babies? To have the babies?

Vicenzo:
Yes, lots and lots of the babies... All day long the babies. *Walks away*

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
...All day long the babies?

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
And she does not think she is pretty... And I can never tell her that she is pretty, otherwise...

Ponton:
Otherwise, what?

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
If she knew how pretty she is, she might choose someone other than me.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
And now, there is a crime scene waiting... Excuse me, el sceno de crimo.

Vicenzo:
That is not Italian and I do speaka English.

Insp. Jacques Clouseau:
Oh really? Prove it!

Sonia:
Story of my life, the men I'm interested in aren't the ones interested in me.