The Preacher's Wife

Dudley:
You have no idea what the competition is like just to be sent down here.

Julia Biggs:
Your mother would always tell me, "Girl, you need to get some meat on those bones. Henry ain't got nothing to grab on to back there!"

Rev. Henry Biggs:
She just wanted you to eat, that's all.

Julia Biggs:
No, she probably wanted me to be as fat as her.

Rev. Henry Biggs:
She wasn't that fat.

Julia Biggs:
Please, if a policeman saw your mama come walking down the street, he'd yell, "break it up!"

Marguerite Coleman:
Things haven't changed since Adam, and he gave up one of his ribs so he'd have somebody to keep things from.

Jeremiah Biggs:
Just because you can't see the air doesn't keep you from breathing. And just because you can't see God doesn't keep you from believing.

Julia Biggs:
It's okay if I look in the window, just as long as I don't buy.

Marguerite Coleman:
Yeah? Well, don't go shopping with money in your pocket! And you better not be putting anything in the layaway plan, either!

Marguerite Coleman:
[after seeing one of Hamilton's commercials on television] That man is so oily, you could fry chicken on his smile.

Julia Biggs:
Who would use Baby Wet Wet for Jesus?