The Private Navy of Sgt. O'Farrell

Lt. Lyman P. Jones:
Sorry, I bit your hand but I was dreaming about Nurse Krause, again.

Sgt. Dan O'Farrell:
Yeah, those reruns are murder.

Maria:
I don't care if the Army does come first. As long as I'm the first woman.

Sgt. Dan O'Farrell:
And the last.

Nurse Nellie Krause:
Hey! Be careful! You want to muss my hair?

Pvt. Johnny Bannon:
Sarge, movie starts in about five minutes. It's a double feature, Sarge. Two Bing Crosby pictures.

Sgt. Dan O'Farrell:
Bite your tongue.

Sgt. Dan O'Farrell:
Snavely's at the Crosby double feature, so it's a cinch he's asleep.

Calvin Coolidge Ishimura:
Don't shoot. I'm an American like you. I'm Calvin Coolidge Ishimura.

Sgt. Dan O'Farrell:
Yeah and I'm Sessue Hayakawa O'Farrell.