The Proud Family Movie

[Penny is driving the boat]

Sticky Webb:
Penny, slow down! You're goin' to crash into the rocks!

Penny Proud:
Cool it Sticky! This isn't the first time I've drivin a boat.

[CRASH]

Penny Proud:
Hee hee. It's the second... t-time.

Penny Proud:
Check it out, y'all.

Oscar Proud:
[to Penny] You're not even allowed to turn sixteen.

Penny Proud:
Punch it, Proud!

Penny Proud:
You just try to keep up.

Dr. Carver in Disguise:
Congratulations! You are the winner of this deluxe island vacation.

Dr. Carver:
[to himself] I am an evil genius. I will rule the world.

Cashew:
[Penny found Cashew in her closet, wearing her clothes] How do.

Penny Proud:
Cashew, what are doing here?

Cashew:
Oh, just checking out your wardrobe. You know, you could use little more variety.

[Penny looks at Cashew sternly]

Cashew:
Okay, I stowed away on the boat and followed you here, because I wanted to see what it was like to have a real family. Only problem is, you don't have a real family either.

Penny Proud:
whacha talking about, Cashew?

Cashew:
You real family still back on the island being held captive. Those people down stairs are peanut clones, sent here by the evil Dr. Marcus Carver Carver, the second. To find your father's secret formula, so he can take over the world. Hey, is this cashmere.

Penny Proud:
Cashew, focus. Are telling me, my family is a forgery.

[Cashew nods]

Penny Proud:
HA HA HA HA HA, that's a funny. That's real funny, come on, lets go down stairs, so I can let everyone know your here.

Penny Proud:
[walks down stairs, to talking to clone family, while holding Cashew] You guys wouldn't believe who hitched a ride on the boat. CASHEW, and he's got this ridiculous idea, that all of you guys are clones. HA HA HA HA. [clones look at Penny suspiciously]

Penny Proud:
That is ridiculous, right?

Bebe Clone:
Yeah, that is ridiculous.

Penny Proud:
Who said that?

Bebe Clone:
I DID. Now give me that necklace, or I'm gonna slap your head with this ten pound dirty diaper.

Cashew:
See, I told ya.

15 Cent:
Hey cus, we're gonna have an afterparty on my yacht (pronounced yatch)!

Sticky:
Uh about the yacht...

Suga Mama:
[to Oscar] You said this was the grand prize! A vacation with my son is like a booby prize.

Oscar:
For once, I agree with you, Mama, so take her away and have a nice trip! (pushes Suga Mama and Puff out the door) Quick, Trudy! Let's move the house before they come back!

15 Cent:
So, uh, this your house, right?

Penny Proud:
Look, I know what you doin'. Tryin' to get me all alone. But you can stop right there, player. I read every issue of Dreamy Teenm Magazine, and I know all about your little rep. So if you think you gonna get a kiss on the first date, I'm-a just tell you straight up-- it ain't gonna happen.

15 Cent:
Oh, the stuff in those magazines is all made up.

Penny Proud:
It is?

15 Cent:
Yep. Remember that picture of me and Christina Aguilera? Besides, if I'm late for my curfew, my moms'll go off.

(15 starts the car)

Penny Proud:
Wait a minute. You mean...it ain't gonna happen?

15 Cent:
Nah, seriously, it's gettin' late, and I gotta return my grandmama car.

(15 dials in on his phone, and Penny grabs his face)

Penny Proud:
Your grandmama's gonna have to wait. Come here, boy.

(Penny kisses 15 on the lips)