The Puzzle Place

Leon MacNeal:
See? When the first ball hits the other balls, the hit moves through the balls so that the first ball ends up hitting the other ball at the other end.

Ben Olafson:
Yeah, it's like with me and my brothers. Only we do it with tickling.

[everyone laughs]

Julie Woo:
Ben, how is it?

Ben Olafson:
[chomping on it, takes another bite] Mmm.

Julie Woo:
Could you be more specific?

Skye Nakaiye:
[waving his hands] OK, Marty. You are getting, healthy. Healllthy, ooh...

Jody Silver:
[coming in] Ah, Skye?

Skye Nakaiye:
Hmm?

Jody Silver:
That plant-hypnosis just doesn't work. I've tried it. [he laughs]

Jody Silver:
[after being caught by the vine] Now I know what a tossed salad feels like.

Leon MacNeal:
The thing to do is to approach this scientifically. Now, if f I were a candle, where would I be?... With all the other candles! Yes! I'm so smart.

Ben Olafson:
[guessing what he holds is a menorah] I didn't know you were Jewish.

Leon MacNeal:
Neither did I. [looks up from his kinara] Wait a minute - I'm *not* Jewish.

Skye Nakaiye:
I, Eagle Man, greet you.

Ben Olafson:
Great greetings, Eagle Man.

Skye Nakaiye:
Greetings.

Ben Olafson:
Nice outfit, Skye.

Skye Nakaiye:
Oh, thanks, Ben...

Leon MacNeal:
And I, the African king, greet both you guys. But tell me, what is happening?

Ben Olafson:
Oh, the usual. I get up in the morning, and I am handsome.

Skye Nakaiye:
And so am I.

Leon MacNeal:
Me too.

Ben Olafson:
Me three.

Leon MacNeal:
It is Princess Jody. I mean Sleeping, uh, Beauty... Uh, no, Princess Sleeping Jody - Beauty.

Ben Olafson:
Now I shall win her hand.

Leon MacNeal:
No. *I* shall win *both* her hands.

Jody Silver:
Sorry - only one hand per customer.

Leon MacNeal:
Come through the kingdom.

Jody Silver:
Yea.

Leon MacNeal:
You remember the couch.

Jody Silver:
Verily.

Skye Nakaiye:
How 'bout a tour of the kingdom?

Julie Woo:
Oh. Sure.

Skye Nakaiye:
You remember the couch.

Julie Woo:
Yea. Verily.

Ben Olafson:
Call for the royal cake-carriers!

Skye Nakaiye:
Call for the royal cake-carriers!

Julie Woo:
Call for the royal cake-carriers!

Jody Silver:
Call for the royal cake-carriers!

Leon MacNeal:
Yo - cake-carriers!

Ben Olafson:
Oh, well, um, I'm sorry it didn't turn out looking like the picture in the cookbook, but...

Julie Woo:
Forget the picture, Princey. Like I always say, there's more than one way to baketh a caketh.

Leon MacNeal:
Oh, who cares? Let's just eat cake!

Julie Woo:
Ben, you don't wear glasses as a fashion statement. Well - not *just* as a fashion statement.

Skye Nakaiye:
Tio Juan, this is my friend Skye; my friend Skye, this is my tio Juan.

Leon MacNeal:
I love Bach'n'roll.

Skye Nakaiye:
[of the robot] Boy, there's one aluminum can I'd like to recycle!

Rudy One:
What a beautiful song. I am defragmented to my core.

Skye Nakaiye:
[of the gift-box within the confetti-filled gift-bow] This is a puzzle. I wonder what's inside *this* one. Well, I'll find out tomorrow. [the Place Police crowd around him protesting as he acts like he's heading for the door] [laughing] I'm just kidding, guys.

Skye Nakaiye:
[singing] An adventure may be waiting right around the corner,/Something more exciting than you've ever seen./All you've gotta do is come on out and do it./It's really much more fun, than staring at a screen./Come on! Life is meant for doing./Come on! It's not for sitting there and viewing./Come on! Dance to the rhythm, feel the beat./Come on! The world is waitng... get on your feet!

Jody Silver:
I usually don't hear fireworks exploding in a kitchen.

Julie Woo:
Mm-mm.

Jody Silver:
Except for maybe when my dad's trying to make a baked potato in the microwave.

Skye Nakaiye:
I mean, I like to watch TV too. It's just that when I'm with my friends, I want to *play* with them.

Leon MacNeal:
[watching an episode they hate] Just because we're not jumpin' up and sown doesn't mean we're not having fun.

Ben Olafson:
Yeah, we're having a great time, aren't we, guys? [the others agree] Sort of...

[first lines]

Kiki Flores:
[spinning] How'm I doing, Leon?

Leon MacNeal:
Great, Kiki. Unfortunately, you are out. I didn't say "Leon says".

Kiki Flores:
[stops groaning] Ohhg... Kiki says, I'm so dizzy.

Ben Olafson:
How - ? Why - ? What - ?

Leon MacNeal:
Uh, you forgot "Who". As in, who is very sorry they were mean to you.