The Rat Pack

Peter Lawford:
I'm an actor, Frank! All I want to do is act in movies, and cheat on my wife. Is that too much to ask?

Frank Sinatra:
If power doesn't mean that you have the opportunity to work with the people that you love , then you haven't really got any.

Frank Sinatra:
How tall are you, Peter?

Peter Lawford:
About six foot one.

Frank Sinatra:
Don't cut yourself off at the knees.

Frank Sinatra:
[to Mia Farrow] You walk out that door baby, you walk out of my life!

Joey Bishop:
Hey, did we kill tonight or what? [Dean does not reply] We killed tonight. I haven't laughed like that...

Dean Martin:
...since I played a little club in Poughkeepse back in 1944.

Joey Bishop:
What're you saying, we weren't funny tonight?

Dean Martin:
What I'm saying is erm... watch this. [to two women] Scuse me ladies [he babbles, and they laugh]

Joey Bishop:
Yeah, so?

Dean Martin:
So, the world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment pally. One of these days everybody's gonna wake up with a heck of a hangover, down two aspirin and a glass of tomato juice and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about.

Frank Sinatra:
There's a reason why we're all here tonight...

Dean Martin:
You threatened us. [laughter] Did he threaten you too Sammy?

Sammy Davis, Jr.:
Um, I refuse to answer that on the grounds that it might incinerate me baby.

Dean Martin:
Hey Frank, how do you make a fruit cordial?

Frank Sinatra:
I don't know Dean, how do you make a fruit cordial?

Dean Martin:
Be nice to it.