The Real Ghost Busters

Egon Spengler:
Sometimes I think the universe just waits for me to get cocky.

Peter:
[during a dream] A good imagination is a joy forever.

Peter Venkman (I):
It's times like this that I wish I'd listened to what my dad used to tell me.

Winston Zeddemore (I):
Yeah? What was that?

Peter Venkman (I):
I don't know. I never listened.

Egon Spengler:
You know, we're all descendants from fish. It would be no trouble at all to flip back in time, find the fish you descended from, and stuff it into a Cuisinart.

Peter Venkman (I):
This is almost as much fun as catching bowling balls with my teeth.

Egon Spengler:
Peter, do you know how to set your proton pack on explosive overload?

Peter Venkman (I):
No.

Egon Spengler:
I do.

Peter Venkman (I):
This is not fun! I've had fun! This isn't it!

Peter Venkman (I):
[plugging in a wire] Let's see. I can never remember if it's positive to negative or positive to positive.

[the Ghostbusters respond to a false alarm]

Peter Venkman (I):
We should have charged her for the call.

Winston Zeddemore (I):
Come on, Peter. She was someone's grandmother.

Peter Venkman (I):
As long as she wasn't mine.

Egon Spengler:
Notice the vacant stare, the completely mindless look. That could only mean one thing.

Winston Zeddemore (I):
She's from California?

Egon Spengler:
No. She's been hypnotized.

Ray Stantz:
[Falsetto voice] I think I shall never see a poem as lovely as a tree.

Peter Venkman (I):
Ray's fine now.

[Egon takes Peter to the opera]

Peter Venkman (I):
The Met? I thought you said the Mets.

Ray Stantz:
Anybody having any luck?

Peter Venkman:
That depends. You mean, like, good luck?

Man:
Would you be Mr. Raymond Stantz?

Egon Spengler:
No, not by choice.

Ray Stantz:
Oh, Peter. Will you tell me a bedtime story?

Peter Venkman:
Okay. Once upon a time there were four Ghostbusters who were trying to catch the Boogeyman but they couldn't because one of them wouldn't shut up and go to sleep. The end.

[Peter and Egon are going to search for a troll in the Holland Tunnel]

Ray Stantz:
[shouting] Remember there could be giant ants, like in Santa Clara, in 1950!

[Egon backs the car up and Peter rolls down the window]

Peter Venkman:
Not funny.

Peter Venkman:
He did it again! He slimed me in my sleep.

[Ray, Egon and Winston try holding Peter back]

Peter Venkman:
Just let me zap him with the proton blaster. Please.

Egon Spengler:
Woah, Peter. Just calm down and ask him why he was sleeping in your bed.

Peter Venkman:
Okay, we'll try it your way. Slimer, come here. Why were you sleeping in my bed?

[Slimer quickly begins to explain to Peter that his night light burnt out and he didn't want to sleep by himself]

Peter Venkman:
You mean to tell me that you couldn't sleep in your own bed because your night light burnt out and you didn't want to sleep by yourself? That's great.

Ray Stantz:
Hey, I've got an idea... HEY, SLIMER! PIZZA!

Man:
I'd like to welcome you to the studio.

Ray Stantz:
Wow! This is really fantastic! It looks just like the real thing!

Man:
That's why we wanted you here to advise us, make sure we're doing it right. After-all, this is your life story.

Peter Venkman (I):
No problem. As long as you got the right people to play us. Admit it, Redford was dying to play me, right?

Man:
Not exactly. Here's the cast list.

Winston Zeddemore (I):
Murray, Aykroyd and Ramis? What's that - a law firm?

Winston Zeddemore (I):
Is it over?

Peter Venkman (I):
No, I think I'm still alive.

Peter:
[Peter singing in the shower when suddenly Slimer pours out of the faucet above and onto his head] Slimer! How about some privacy!

Peter:
If I ever see another bug again it'll be too soon. Like I said before, the world would be better off without them.

Egon Spengler:
That's not true, Peter. The world couldn't survive without insects.

Ray Stantz:
That's right. Our whole eco-system depends on them. So give them a break, all right?

Peter:
But they're all so ugly!

Winston Zeddemore (I):
Look again, Peter!

[a brightly colored butterfly lands on Peter's nose]

Ray Stantz:
You know, I think this could be the start of a beautiful friendship.

Slimer:
Beautiful!

Ray Stantz:
[Ray has just plowed through a pretzel stand to avoid an oncoming vehicle] That road hog!

Peter Venkman (I):
[holding a bag of pretzels] Nice driving, Ray! [then to a stunned Winston] Pretzel?

[after a magic book zooms down a pit, as part of Vladimir's ceremony to summon an "Old One"]

Vladimir:
Flee, before I destroy you all!

Dr. Peter Venkman:
Excuse me, but did it occur to you that your best weapon against us was that book, and that now it's down there, and you, you're pretty much up here?

Vladimir:
...Good point.

Egon Spengler:
[translating the grumblings of Venkman, who just woke up] Get out of my face or eat flaming terror.

Morgannon:
[Near the end of the episode, after they defeat Cubby] Thanks, fellas. You may be a pain in the neck to my kind most of the time, but for now, I owe you one. See you around - well, uh, one of you anyway.

Dr. Peter Venkman:
[Peter, Ray, and Egon all look at Peter] How come you guys always look at me when somebody says stuff like that?

Winston Zeddemore, Dr. Egon Spengler, Dr. Raymond Stantz:
[All in unison] No comment!

Peter Venkman:
Where'd he go?

Ray Stantz:
[under the car] Where'd who go, Peter?

Peter Venkman:
You know, the green guy, the little spud, the... whatever he is...

Ray Stantz:
Who? What? Where?

Peter Venkman:
Never mind, just keep your ears open.

Ray Stantz:
He's right... we do need to give you a name. Just to annoy Peter, what's say we call you Slimer?

Peter Venkman:
[Hears Slimer] What the heck is that?

Winston Zeddmore:
Can't be the plumbing, I just fixed it.

Peter Venkman:
Why do I say things like that? I always get in trouble.

Cynthia Crawford:
You must be Janine Melnitz.

Janine Melnitz:
Well, if I must, I must, though I'd much rather be Meryl Streep, of course wouldn't we all?

Cynthia Crawford:
You must be Peter Venkman.

Peter Venkman:
Well if I must, I must, though I'd much rather be...

Cynthia Crawford:
If you don't mind, I've already driven off of that bridge.

Cynthia Crawford:
This must be the infamous Slimer.

Slimer:
Well if I must I must.

Peter Venkman:
Skip it, Slimer, she's already heard it.

Egon Spengler:
[checking the equipment. Egon notices Peter's not paying attention] Transwarp drive?

Peter:
[yawning] Check.

Egon Spengler:
Ha! Caught you. We don't have transwarp drive.

Peter:
If we don't have it, it's not broken. If it's not broken it doesn't need to be fixed. If it doesn't need to be fixed it's a "check." So "Check"

Egon Spengler:
[fuming] I'm not speaking to you for a week.

Egon Spengler:
I'm not speaking to you for a week. It's not good for me.

Peter Venkman:
Hey, don't make fun. This is how I got through college.

[rushing to Madison Square Gardens to stop Charlie from releasing the demon, Egon and Peter are caught in a fleeing crowd]

Dr. Egon Spengler:
Something tells me we're too late.

Dr. Peter Venkman:
What gave you that idea?

[watching the crowd fleeing Madison Square Gardens]

Cabbie:
So what do you think we should do?

Janine Melnitz:
Can you call in an air strike?

[Charlie sprints out of Madison Square Gardens and jumps in the back of Peter's cab]

Cabbie:
Where to?

Dr. Charlie Venkman:
AUSTRALIA!

Egon Spengler:
[drinking what he thinks is coffee] You call this coffee? It tastes like mud!

Egon Spengler:
[pours the contents of the mug onto the saucer] Oh, sorry, it IS mud.

Ray Stantz:
[while playing with some toys, he hears a dog barking in the hallway] Will someone shut that dog up! I'm trying to get some work done!

Ray Stantz:
[more barking] HEY!

Ray Stantz:
[opens the door to his room] Stupid dog, SHUT UP! [looks down to see a small cat barking like a dog]

Ray Stantz:
JEEZ! Must be a mutant strain. [shuts the door and now hears a cat meowing]

Ray Stantz:
[opens the door slowly and looks up to see a very large dog meowing like a cat] [Slams the door] This is not natural... Even for the Poconos!

Egon Spengler:
Do you talk about the loons and the scoundrels in your family tree?

Peter Venkman (I):
If I didn't, I wouldn't have anybody to talk about.

Dr. Raymond Stantz:
[Egon's flying a helicopter] So Egon, ever get around to taking those flying lessons?

Dr. Egon Spengler:
No.

Winston Zeddemore:
Don't look now guys, but it's raining chocolate.

Dr. Peter Venkman:
I hope those are soft centers.

Peter Venkman (I):
Don't fear... Dr Venkman and his STAFF are here!

Janine Melnitz:
[Slimer's eaten everything in the house] I tried to stop him, I really did. You don't need a receptionist, you need a babysitter, a whole platoon of them!

Winston Zeddemore:
Just because you had a bad day is no reason to take it out on Slimer.

Dr. Peter Venkman:
I don't care! I don't like him! I've never liked him!

Dr. Egon Spengler:
That could be part of the problem. Maybe he eats because he wants to feel accepted. Remember, he's a ghost living with four people whose job it is to bust ghosts. How would you feel?

Dr. Peter Venkman:
Hey Ray, I don't know about you but I'm going next door to complain again. The neighbors have their stereo up too loud. You wanna come?

Dr. Raymond Stantz:
Uh oh, here come the neighbors!

Winston Zeddemore:
Can you read Sumerian?

Dr. Egon Spengler:
In my sleep, under water, and with the lights out. Of course I can read Sumerian!

Dr. Peter Venkman:
That was great, that was really great. Can we do it again?

Doomsday Door:
Do not open until Doomsday.

Dr. Peter Venkman:
It was just an idea.

Dr. Peter Venkman:
[quietly, to Slimer] You breath a word of this to anybody and I'll deny it. [feeds Slimer a pizza] Goodnight, Slimer.

Doomsday Door:
Do not open until Doomsday!

Egon Spengler:
[referring to the writing on a stone tablet] It's Sumerian.

Winston Zeddemore (I):
Can you read Sumerian?

Egon Spengler:
In my sleep. Underwater with the lights off. Of course I can read Sumerian.

[the Ghostbusters discover that they must be trapped in the Doomsday Door without a chance of escape in order to close it and save the world]

Peter Venkman (I):
[yelling over wind] Egon, you kidder! I'll bet you knew this all along and just didn't tell us! Am I right?

Egon Spengler:
[yelling] It's our only chance! But I figured if I told you the whole story, you wouldn't want to do it!

Peter Venkman (I):
That's a terrible thing to say, Egon! You're right, of course, but it's still a terible thing to say!

Dr. Peter Venkman:
I've always loved trains, ever since I was a little boy. I used to dream about driving a big locomotive. I studied engineering for two years in college before I found out it didn't have anything to do with trains.

Winston Zeddemore:
[about Peter] I hate it when he has fun.

Dr. Raymond Stantz:
[sees a suitcase floating] Talk about traveling light.

Dr. Peter Venkman:
[on the phone] Do you know what time it is? [checks his watch] Well yeah, that's right, but what do you want anyway?

Dr. Raymond Stantz:
[covered in passengers' clothes] What do we do now?

Dr. Egon Spengler:
I'd uh, let out the sleeves.

Peter Venkman:
I've always loved trains, ever since I was a little boy. I used to dream about driving a big locomotive. I studied engineering in college for two years before I found out it didn't have anything to do with trains.

Dr. Egon Spengler:
It's no good. We need something even more disharmonic - something with no coherence - not the slightest...

Janine Melnitz:
Where are we going to find something like -?

Winston Zeddemore:
Peter, old buddy. You still have that tape with you, don't you?

Dr. Peter Venkman:
You can't be serious! You can't be talking about my -? Oh no!

Dr. Raymond Stantz:
Oh yes!

Winston Zeddemore (I):
[while chasing the Sandman, Peter gets hit with sleep dust in a nearby room] Was that a thud?

Egon Spengler:
That was a thud.

Peter Venkman:
So nice of you to finally join us for breakfast, Dr. Venkman. [Peter shuffles over to the table and mumbles something]

Winston Zeddemore (I):
What'd he say?

Egon Spengler:
I think he said coffee, possibly cookie.

Albert Einstein:
[in Egon's dream] E = MC... E = MC...

Egon Spengler:
[wakes up] E=MC2, E=MC2, I've got it! E=MC... [sees everybody looking at him] never mind... it would take too long to explain.

[Egon wakes up from his dream]

Egon Spengler:
That's it! E=MC2. E=...

[the street crowd watches Egon]

Egon Spengler:
Never mind, just never mind.

Peter:
Oh, no! I'm not going anywhere until I've had my breakfast.

Egon Spengler:
[translating Peter's grunts after he has just woken up] "Get out of my face or eat flaming terror."

Peter Venkman:
[hears a voice say 'Watt'] What?

Dr. Egon Spengler:
[entering the room] What?

Peter Venkman:
Did you say 'what'?

Dr. Egon Spengler:
Peter, I'm trying to work here.

Winston Zeddemore:
[enters the room] Say what?

Dr. Egon Spengler:
I didn't say 'what'.

Peter Venkman:
Then who did?

Winston Zeddemore:
Did what?

Peter Venkman:
Say 'what'?

Peter Venkman:
[They open fire in a closet where they get high PKE readings] Whoa! Hold it! Cease fire! There's nothing in here but Mrs. Roger's dress.

Dr. Raymond Stantz:
You mean Mrs. Roger's dress is Watt?

Dr. Egon Spengler:
No, Ray, Mrs. Rogers *is* Watt.

Peter Venkman:
[can't get Janine on the radio] I wonder what's blocking the transmission.

Dr. Raymond Stantz:
She sure is.

Ray:
Mrs. Rogers' dress is Wat?

Egon:
No, Ray. Mrs. Rogers is Wat.

Additional Voices:
It was a test. Would you cheat for your friend, or would you trust in fair play and let good win on its own terms? Perhaps one day we'll meet again. [vanishes mysteriously]

Egon Spengler:
You know, I wish I'd been able to study that umpire a little more closely, gotten a few more readings.

Peter:
[looking at Winston] We've saved our buddy here. Isn't that enough?

Winston Zeddemore (I):
[confused] What?

Ray Stantz:
We knew all along that it was your soul being played for, Winston.

Winston Zeddemore (I):
Oh no, you got it wrong. It was your soul we were playing for, Peter. That's why they let me play.

Peter:
You mean I almost...! Then if I'd cheated it would have been my...! That's it! From now on I only go to Mets games!

Umpire:
It was a test. You had to choose. Would you cheat for your friend or trust in far play and let good win on its own terms. Perhaps one day we'll meet again. [vanishes mysteriously]

Egon Spengler:
You know, I wish I had been able to study that umpire a little more closely, gotten a few more readings.

Peter Venkman (I):
[looking at Winston] We've saved our buddy here, isn't that enough?

Winston Zeddemore (I):
[confused] What?

Ray Stantz:
We knew all along that it was your soul being played for, Winston

Winston Zeddemore (I):
Oh no, you got it wrong. It was your soul we were playing for, Peter. That's why they let me play.

Peter Venkman (I):
You mean I almost... Then if I'd cheated it would have been my... That's it, from now on I only go to Mets games!

Peter Venkman:
[speaking while both are surrounded by vampires] Boy, it's true what they say: you can't tell one weirdy from another without a score card.

Ray Stantz:
Nice going Peter, get their trust.

Cindy:
Is all of your equipment this dangerous?

Dr. Peter Venkman:
Oh, no, no. Well, actually it is. But we're all very well trained. We haven't blown up a house in... days.

Dr. Peter Venkman:
We're the Ghostbusters. We're trained to meet the unusual before it happens.

Cindy:
When we broke up, Jeremy took it pretty hard. He went a little... well...

Dr. Peter Venkman:
Nuts? Bonkers? Monkeys? Loopy? Loony? Crackers?

Dr. Egon Spengler:
I think we get the idea. Go ahead, pay no attention to him. We never do.

Dr. Raymond Stantz:
[a PKE meter has exploded, leaving a huge crater in the ground] Winston, do you realize the kind of power you must've been in contact with for a single sheet of exposed paper to do THAT?

Winston Zeddemore:
No, uh, do I want to?

Dr. Raymond Stantz:
Only if you want nightmares for the rest of your life!

Winston Zeddemore:
I'll pass.

Dr. Raymond Stantz:
[a demon has scratched the roof of Ecto-1, the Ghostbusters' signature automobile] That THING hurt Ecto-1!

Dr. Peter Venkman:
The world's being destroyed and he worries about Ecto-1. We must speak to him later about his priorities.

Winston Zeddemore:
If there IS a later...

Dr. Peter Venkman:
Y'know, you're really no fun anymore.

Winston Zeddemore:
Slimer just can't help himself.

Dr. Peter Venkman:
Are you kidding me? He helps himself to everything that's not nailed down or on fire!

Dr. Peter Venkman:
Slimer would never run away, he's got it too good here.

Janine Melnitz:
Oh no? [reads the note Slimer left] No one likes me. I'm always doing bad things. I try but I just can't help myself. So it's better if I leave. Goodbye forever, Slimer.

Dr. Raymond Stantz:
Can I see that? [takes the note] You can read this?

Janine Melnitz:
I'm a secretary, I can read anything.

Dr. Peter Venkman:
Come on home, Slimer, all's forgiven! Well... almost.

Slimer:
[looks in a candy store window] Yum yum, cookies! [remembering Peter's words]

Dr. Peter Venkman:
He helps himself to anything that's not nailed down.

Slimer:
[sighs] Bye, cookies.

Dr. Peter Venkman:
If I were Slimer, where would I go? Beats me, poor little guy. I'm almost ready to forgive him for all the times he slimed me.

Peter Venkman (I):
[watching the Ghostbusters first movie in the theater] He doesn't look a thing like me!

Dr. Peter Venkman:
Great! Boogey's back and he's loose in New York.

Ray Stantz:
That means that every kid in the city is in danger.

Winston Zeddemore:
Including the Junior Ghostbusters!

The Bogeyman:
Fear! Delicious fear! I love fear! It makes me stronger!

Ray Stantz:
[while running through children's closets, chasing after the bogeyman] Nothing to worry about, folks. We'll handle him. You just go back to bed.

Woman:
I knew we shouldn't have bought a house in Hollywood!

Peter Venkman:
[about the Boogeyman] Heck of a way to make a living. But still, when you think about how many kids they are, he's got job security.

Ray Stantz:
[Winston's driving crazily chasing a ghost] Easy...

Peter Venkman:
Okay, we're on him now. Watch out for the hot dog cart, Winston, don't hit the news stand.

Winston Zeddemore:
Ray, you should've put another wheel in the backseat for him.

[last lines]

Peter Venkman:
Let me blast him, I mean it. I'm talking full stream here. This ghost is toast. Let go of me!

The Bogeyman:
[to Egon] I remember you!

Ray Stantz:
[about the Bogeyman] It's not a ghost! How are we gonna get it in the trap?

Winston Zeddemore:
Good question! Why didn't you think of that before?

Peter Venkman:
Go full stream! Maybe we can force him back in the closet!

Ray Stantz:
Peter... tell me a story.

Winston Zeddemore:
He's just getting into the role.

Peter Venkman:
He's going to be in a whole body cast in about a minute. [goes into the bedroom, quickly] Once upon a time there were four Ghostbusters who had a job to do only they couldn't do it because one of them wouldn't GO TO SLEEP. THE END!

[after the Ghostbusters confronted the Bogeyman for the first time]

Kenny Carter:
Now do you believe me?

Peter Venkman:
Oh, yeah, kid. Oh, yeah.

Dr. Egon Spengler:
We've gotta go after it!

Winston Zeddemore:
No we don't. Show me where it says that.

Dr. Egon Spengler:
Why didn't they believe us?

Peter Venkman:
Egon, we told 'em there was a monster in their kids' closet. We're just lucky they didn't have us arrested.

Dr. Egon Spengler:
We've gotta go back there and find it again!

Winston Zeddemore:
Wrong! What we've gotta do is some serious thinkin' about how to catch this thing.

[after confronting the Bogeyman]

Egon Spengler:
We've gotta go after it.

Winston Zeddemore (I):
No, we don't. Show me where it says that.

Winston Zeddemore (I):
With Calimari gone, no one else can bring her out of her trance.

Egon Spengler:
We've tried hypnosis, past life regression, ouiji boards, give-way music. What's left?

Peter Venkman (I):
The obvious last resort. Haven't you seen Sleeping Beauty? [he kisses her cheek]

Girl:
[comes out of trance] Thank you. Calamari said the only other way someone could bring me out was if I kissed a toad. How did you ever find a toad in New York?

Dr. Peter Venkman:
This joint would scare Stephen King.

Dr. Peter Venkman:
You sure don't look smart.

Alice Derleth:
I beg your pardon?

Winston Zeddemore:
I thought *you* were suppposed to rotate the tires.

Dr. Peter Venkman:
I figured why bother? They rotate enough when the car's moving.

Dr. Raymond Stantz:
Hey no problem, we'll just put on the spare and...

Dr. Peter Venkman:
That *was* the spare.

Egon Spengler:
Cthulhu makes Gozer look like Little Mary Sunshine.

Peter Venkman (I):
[about Cthulhu] Anything that looks like Godzilla wearing an octopus hat shouldn't be hard to find.

Peter Venkman (I):
Egon, remember what I said. If you're gonna stay on this planet, you have to speak our language.

[the Ghostbusters are on the demon Dib Deblin's game show]

Winston Zeddemore (I):
I sold my soul to the devil. I sold my soul to the devil.

Egon Spengler:
Actually, Winston, Dib Devlin is only a minor demon.

Winston Zeddemore (I):
I sold my soul to a minor demon. I sold my soul to a minor demon.

Dr. Peter Venkman:
Alright, bring back the furniture! My fraternity stole it first!

Dr. Raymond Stantz:
[being ambushed by the fraternity ghosts] What was that you were saying, Peter, a piece of cake?

Dr. Peter Venkman:
Hearsay, Ray, nothing that'll hold up in a court of law.

Ray Stantz:
[Slimer has just eaten the four-leaf clover Peter has searched high and low for to fight the Bog Hound] Well, now I know what happened to my rabbit's foot...

Dr. Peter Venkman:
[aghast, about Slimer] He *ate* it!

Janine Melnitz:
[Peter's aiming his particle thrower at Slimer, who has taken cover behind Janine] Dr. Venkman, don't you dare! There's nothing in my job description about target practice!

Dr. Egon Spengler:
[coming in] Peter, stop! This is irrational!

Dr. Peter Venkman:
No, Egon, finding the refrigerator empty is irrational. Slime in my shoes is irrational. This will be fun.

Dr. Raymond Stantz:
Hi Aunt Lois!

Dr. Egon Spengler:
Hi, Ray's Aunt Lois.

Peter:
How come we never meet anything cute? It's always big and mean with lots of teeth.

Peter Venkman (I):
Seven years of college and I can never remember if it's positive to negative or positive to positive.

Egon Spengler:
Maybe the noise was physical in origin. Squirrels on the roof perhaps.

[a huge pounding sound starts to shake the whole house]

Peter Venkman:
Squirrels, Egon?

Egon Spengler:
Okay, FAT squirrels, playing basketball. Satisfied?

Janine Melnitz:
I think it's sweet, it'll make it more of a family business.

Dr. Egon Spengler:
Sweet enough to get us all arrested, that's fraud, Peter.

Dr. Peter Venkman:
I know! His whole life he's made a living off selling things that don't exist!

Dr. Peter Venkman:
You're going to land us all in litigation heaven. I'll have lawyers following me around for the rest of my days.

Dr. Peter Venkman:
Egon, you idiot!

Dr. Egon Spengler:
No, this is right, trust me.

Dr. Raymond Stantz:
We're all gonna die!

Dr. Raymond Stantz:
Heard from you dad yet?

Dr. Peter Venkman:
Nope.

Dr. Raymond Stantz:
Expect to hear from him?

Dr. Peter Venkman:
Yeah, I expect to get a postcard from him saying he's in Alaska selling... the Eskimos icemakers.

Dr. Peter Venkman:
Captain, I'm sorry but we're booked solid for a week, I get seasick, I hate the ocean...

Captain:
I have two words for you, Venkman Repellers.

Dr. Peter Venkman:
My dad?

Captain:
One and the same.

Dr. Peter Venkman:
As I was saying, I love the ocean, it's big and it's wet... and we're going on a cruise, Ray!

Dr. Raymond Stantz:
Wow!

Dr. Peter Venkman:
[dryly] Yeah, wow.

Egon Spengler:
I have an idea, but it will take some time. You three try a frontal assault. That ought to distract him.

Peter:
[to Ray and Winston] I don't know, giving us the easy stuff... do you think that is fair?

Peter:
Nobody picks on the little spud except me.

Egon Spengler:
[Slimer goes crying to Egon] Looking for a lollypop? [Slimer nods, gestures to Peter] Try his sock.

Dr. Peter Venkman:
Let's blow this pop stand.

Janine Melnitz:
I want you to know I'm only doing this because of you, and not for C... C... C...

Dr. Egon Spengler:
Christmas.

Janine Melnitz:
Bah humbug!

Slimer:
Yah! Humbug!

Peter Venkman:
[Has Scrooge looking through a viewmaster] Don't touch the magic window or we'll fall.

Winston Zeddemore:
[picks up a book] A Christmas Humbug by... Ebenezer Scrooge? But that's the guy we just saved.

Dr. Raymond Stantz:
But that's impossible! Unless... we've gone back in time!

Winston Zeddemore:
Egon! No, Wait!

Dr. Raymond Stantz:
Those three ghosts, Egon! Are they?

Dr. Egon Spengler:
Of course. I just finished now.

Peter Venkman:
Egon, you sure you can't let those three loose without letting them all out?

Dr. Egon Spengler:
Correct, but... why would we want to?

Dr. Raymond Stantz:
Oh, no. I can't believe it. We really done it this time.

Dr. Egon Spengler:
Why, what, what did we do?

Dr. Raymond Stantz:
We just killed Christmas, Egon. Christmas is gone. Forever.