The Rotten Tomatoes Show

Ellen Fox:
Yes Man: Man always said no / Now says yes. That's all there is. / Why aren't you laughing?

Brett Erlich:
You gotta give credit to the casting directors who picked a handful of ten-year-olds who all developed into very capable actors, except Malfoy; but three out of four ain't bad.

Brett Erlich:
Let's put out a show where we give out awards that we call the Year-Endies.

Ellen Fox:
Great idea Brett! We'll praise and pan 2009 while you sit down on your rear endies. Ha ha you fat asses.

Brett Erlich:
A year of box office power!

Ellen Fox:
Crammed into just one half hour.

Brett Erlich:
With no acceptance speeches to bear...

Ellen Fox:
Cause nobody cares.

Ellen Fox:
Unfortunately, Alonso couldn't be here today, so we accept, on his behalf, this gold Web-Cam Award.

Alonso Duralde:
[Walks on camera] Uh, actually, I'm here.

Brett Erlich:
Whoa, you don't live in an Internet.

Ellen Fox:
Say a few words, please. [Hands him the award]

Alonso Duralde:
Thanks, I've attended so many Year Endies parties over the years, I'm just amazed I'm actually here. I want to thank all the movies that sucked this year for giving me something to talk about. Oh, and the good ones too.

Brett Erlich:
Hey, I'm sorry we just made the next thirty minutes of your life super awesome.

Ellen Fox:
I regret nothing.

[first lines]

Brett Erlich:
I always kind of liked Michael Bay.

Ellen Fox:
I think he relies to much on special effects.

[a car alarm goes off. Ellen kicks the car in the wheel and the car turns into a transformer, destroying Ellen]

Brett Erlich:
Oh crap! Decepticon! I gotta roll. [turns into a car with the license plate "BRETT" and drives off]