The Runestone

Fanducci:
What's your name, officer?

Strange:
It's Strange, Sir.

Fanducci:
I don't care how f***ing strange it is.

Strange:
No Sir, it's officer Strange.

Chief Richardson:
I'll tell you what it is, Fanducci. It's a big guy in a bulletproof dog suit.

Marla Stewart:
[about the Philadelphia dig] If there's one thing older than Art, it's pornography.

Art Lover:
[as Fenrir trashes a Performance Art installation and starts eating the performer] The trouble with this kind of Art is that you can't collect it...

Lars Hagstrom:
[Marla has noticed a Christian icon among his antiquities] A contradiction in my design scheme, I admit. There are no atheists in foxholes. And you are in one now!

Lars Hagstrom:
[Fenrir towers over him] No beast so fierce without some trace of pity?

Marla Stewart:
Could you say one sentence without the word "f***" in it?

Fanducci:
Sorry. Would you like a Pez?

Marla Stewart:
No.

Fanducci:
Best f***ing candy in the world!