The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause is a 2006 American comedy film starring Tim Allen and Martin Short, the sequel to The Santa Clause and The Santa Clause 2. This is the third film in the trilogy.

Year:
2006
5,789 Views
His time at the North Pole is about to go South.
'Twas the fight before Christmas

Jack:
Yeah, and…?

Scott:
Elfficers! I have him! [to Jack] Jack, this isn't funny! Unfreeze the parents right now!

Jack:
No way, Claus. I can't unfreeze them without unfreezing myself and that is something I'll never do.

Scott:
Mother Nature, help me out. Can you thaw him out?

Mother Nature:
I'm sorry, Santa. My powers don't work on other legendary figures.

Jack:
Isn't that a shame? [chuckles]

Scott:
[Looks at Lucy & walks to her] What do you say, Luce?

Lucy:
Do you think it'll work?

Scott:
The question is you.

[Lucy looks at Scott, hands over the snow globe & walked to Frost]

Jack:
OK. This is what you're reduced to. Sending a little girl in to save the day? What are you going to do, adorablise me? Sweet me into submission? Cute me to death? Make me change my [Lucy hugs him] WAYYYYY.... [starts heating up] Hey, I feel so strange. I feel so slushy inside. [purrs] Do I smell suntan lotion? I feel so tropical. Miguel, dos platos de nachos, por favor? What's happening to me?!

Lucy:
I'm warming your heart.

Jack:
But they told me it couldn't be done.

Lucy:
But they didn't know about magical hugs.

[Everyone watches Jack Frost warming up as his appearance starts to change]

Jack:
[smiles] I think I like it.

[Everyone looks as the ice starts to thaw off the Millers & causing them to be unfrozen]

Lucy:
Mom, Dad!

Laura:
Lucy!

Lucy:
Mom! Dad!

Neil:
Group hug!

[Everyone joins in for a group hug]

Neil:
Feel the love.

Laura:
Yes.

[Everyone is proud and happy that Neil & Laura Miller are unfrozen; Scott & Carol kiss; reformed Jack Frost laughs and weeps happily in group hug.]

Mrs. Clause:
[baby is about to be born] Oh Scott, I think it's time.

Scott:
Oh, about 10:00.

Mrs. Clause:
No, I think it's time to deliver the package.

Scott:
Midnight as usual.

Mrs. Clause:
No, I think it's time to deliver the "package".

Scott:
[looks down at Carol's abdomen, then suddenly raises his head and widens his eyes in slightly alarmed realization] IT'S TIME TO DELIVER THE PACKAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!


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