The Secret of the Sword

Adam:
By the Power of Grayskull!

Adora:
For the Honor of Grayskull!

[Adora becomes She-Ra]

She-Ra:
I am She-Ra!

He-Man:
[Adam becomes He-Man] I have the power!

Cringer:
This looks like double trouble!

Cringer:
Are you done yet, Adam?

Adam:
A work of art like my famous spiced bread takes time, Cringer.

Cringer:
I'd rather spend my time eating than cooking.

Madame Razz:
Oh deary my!

Madame Razz:
Razzle dazzle, doozle drear; horrid vines disappear!

Broom:
Horrid monster disappear, not horrid vines.

Madame Razz:
Oops!

Swift-Wind:
[Swift Wind is hit by an energy ray] She-Ra... I... hurt!

She-Ra:
Oh, Swift Wind's dying. I can feel the pain. If only there was something I could do...

He-Man:
[seeing She-Ra's hands glowing on Swift Wind's wing as she weeps beside him] She-Ra! Your hands! Look, they're glowing.

She-Ra:
Can it be? For the honor of Grayskull, let your wounds be healed!

He-Man:
You're the one I came to find?

Adora:
Is that so? [He-Man is stunned from behind] You're mine now stranger. You... and this curious sword.

[first lines]

Hordak:
You may have defeated us, but you'll never see this child again! Ah-Hahahahahahahaha!

Hordak:
Skeletor, you traitor!

[last lines]

He-Man:
Farewell, She-Ra... Princess of Power!

She-Ra:
Farewell, He-Man... dear brother!

Skeletor:
A female He-Man! Aw-Haw! This is the worst day of my life!

Hordak:
Greetings, Princess!

Adora:
[shocked] Hordak!

Scorpia:
I'll stop ya, muscle man!

He-Man:
[grabs Scorpia's pincer arms] That's not very lady-like. Then again, you're not much of a lady, are you?

Catra:
Hmm, this is just a waste of time. Those rebels will never give themselves up.

[purrs]

Mantenna:
Weeee should destroy the village. At least then we'd have some funnnnnnnn.

Scorpia:
She'd never let us do it!

Leech:
Who cares about her? She shouldn't even be leading us. Why, if she wasn't Hordak's favorite...

Adora:
What was that, Leech?

Leech:
Ehhh, nothing, Force Captain!

The Sorceress:
Adora, the Horde stole you from your parents when you were a tiny baby, so you never knew your mother, and you never knew your father. But you also had a twin brother...

[a dramatic gasp comes from Adora]

The Sorceress:
This man is your brother, Adora. And Adora, he needs your help. For the honor of Grayskull Adora!

Adora:
For the honor of Grayskull?

[picks up the Sword of Protection]

Adora:
For the honor of Grayskull.

[as the Magna Beam reaches full power, a drained He-Man slumps]

Adora:
No! My brother!

[raises sword]

Adora:
For the honor of Grayskull!

[Adora's first transformation into She-Ra begins]

Garv the Innkeeper:
Welcome to the Laughing Swan, stranger. How may we serve you today?

Cringer:
Uh, how about a little chow?

Garv the Innkeeper:
Uh, your uh, your animal, he... uh... he speaks?

Adam:
Well, doesn't everybody?

He-Man:
[He-Man has a finger on Adoras holster as she was going to pull out her gun] You don't need this.

Adam:
Cringer, you stay here, you're too noticeable. Sorry.

Cringer:
Oh, that's okay, Adam!

Bow:
[Adam has introduced himself to Bow] Mine is Bow. Good to meet you, Adam.

Skeletor:
Skeletor to King Randor, Skeletor to King Randor. Come in, you royal boob!

Horde Trooper:
I've got that flying horsey in my sights!

Hordak:
[after crash landing] Blast! I must learn to control my rocket form better! Where could I be? Castle Grayskull? By Horde World, I'm back on Eternia!

King Randor:
Well, Adam, we- we've done as you've asked. Now where is this surprise of yours? Must we wait all day?

Adam:
All right. You can open your eyes now.

Teela:
[uncovers her eyes, sees Adora] Who's that?

Man-at-Arms:
By the Ancients!

King Randor:
It's about ti...

[King Randor exhales sharply. The Queen opens her eyes and exhales sharply]

Queen Marlena:
Adora!

Adora:
[running to her parents] Mother! Father!

Queen Marlena:
My daughter! Oh, my dear sweet daughter!

Teela:
Daughter? Uh, I don't understand.

Man-at-Arms:
[wiping away a tear] Why she's Adora, Adam's twin sister. And she's back after all this time!

King Randor:
Son, I want you to know that today, you've made me the happiest man on all Eternia!

[hugs Adam]

King Randor:
The royal family of Eternia is whole once more! And by the Ancients, I swear that nothing shall ever separate us again!

He-Man:
You are not returning to Eternia with me, are you?

She-Ra:
I can't. Hordak was right. One battle doesn't win a war. And it's a war Etheria's fighting. I'm needed here He-Man, at least for now. Tell mother and father I love them.

He-Man:
I will.

Horde Trooper:
I don't like that song.

[blasts the Bard's harp, destroying it]

Skeletor:
You left me with our enemies!

Hordak:
And you betrayed me to those same enemies. So I say we are even.

Skeletor:
Perhaps you are right.

He-Man:
[weakly] Who are you?

She-Ra:
A friend.

He-Man:
The Sword of Power. My sword.

She-Ra:
Of course, the Sword of Power!

King Randor:
Assemble my soldiers! We will level Snake Mountain if need be!

Adora:
Well, that takes care of the rebels.

He-Man:
You haven't won yet. I suggest you let my friends go.

Scorpia:
Who's that?

Adora:
Another rebel, no doubt. My shocker rifle will take care of him!