The Six Million Dollar Man: The Solid Gold Kidnapping

Ambassador Scott:
They send one man?

Col. Steve Austin:
Well, things are a little tight, sir. You know, with inflation and budget cuts.

Dr. Rudy Wells:
You know, Steve, at the risk of being immodest, these tapes show you're just about perfect.

William Henry Cameron:
How was I?

Oscar Goldman:
Brilliant, Bill. [Bill laughs] You're performance rivaled Camille.

William Henry Cameron:
Anything I can bring back for ya?

Oscar Goldman:
How about a pair of autographed chopsticks?

Julian Peck:
Beautiful operation, Roger, really smooth. And only one casualty.

Roger Ventriss:
Casualty, who?

Julian Peck:
You. [fires two shots at point blank range]

Oscar Goldman:
Hello Steve, good of you to come.

Col. Steve Austin:
Well how could I refuse you, Oscar? It's the first time you ever said 'please'

Col. Steve Austin:
[removing bandages from his head] Why, like this, I feel like a fugitive from an Egyptian tomb.

Oscar Goldman:
Steve, officially, you're one of the thousands of men looking for William Cameron.

Col. Steve Austin:
And?

Oscar Goldman:
Unofficially, you're my billion to one shot.

Col. Steve Austin:
[to Dr. Bergner] I try not to confuse emotion with process, Doctor. It's dangerous and unproven.

Dr. Rudy Wells:
That's exactly what they said about you, Steve.

Julian Peck:
Roger's death is a tragic loss, not only to the company, but to me personaly. We were very close.

Dr. Erica Bergner:
It's gonna take a while to assimilate my new memory, after all, it me - it took him a lifetime to compile it.

Col. Steve Austin:
But we haven't got a lifetime, doctor, all we've got is 32 hours and 45 minutes.

Oscar Goldman:
[on payphone at London airport] Steve, this is the age of diplomacy. Will you try using some?

Oscar Goldman:
It's like going on a scavenger hunt without any clues.

Mel Bristo:
Who's going with me?

Oscar Goldman:
No one.

Mel Bristo:
No one? You mean it's just me and a billion in gold?

Oscar Goldman:
We're taking a chance sending you. If they find out that we're tracking this gold, they may never even show up.

Mel Bristo:
Chief, have you cleared this with the brass?

Oscar Goldman:
They're behind me a thousand per cent.

2nd Taxi Driver:
Well, you have seen all of Lausanne. Three times.

Col. Steve Austin:
Yeah, it's beautiful.

2nd Taxi Driver:
Oh yes, yes, it's very beautiful, but perhaps you want like me to take you somewhere particular, no?

Col. Steve Austin:
No, we'd just like to drive around some more.

2nd Taxi Driver:
Monsieur, eh. s'il vous plait, I am getting car sick, you know, I don't know...

Contessa DeRojas:
I've known several Americans. They too could only concentrate on one thing at a time. So little imagination.

Col. Steve Austin:
Well, it's hard to believe where you're concerned.

Col. Steve Austin:
[looking up at the Contessa's villa] Well, that's impressive.

Contessa DeRojas:
I've always found it's what's inside that counts.

Col. Steve Austin:
[to Dr. Bergner] Even if you're successful, it's not much fun being an experiment.

Oscar Goldman:
[on phone] Anything out of the ordinary, Mel?

Mel Bristo:
[on other line] It's the looks I've been getting. I feel like Clark Kent, every time I turn around, I'm in a mens room, changing clothes.

Mel Bristo:
[on phone] This is Bird-Dog. Hey, does anyone know where we go after Rome? There's less than four hours left till the deadline.

Oscar Goldman:
Congratulations, Bristo. You've managed to turn gold... into lead.