The Skeleton Twins

Milo Dean:
Have you read "Marley and Me?"

Maggie Dean:
Yeah. Sad.

Milo Dean:
Why is it sad?

Maggie Dean:
You don't know what happens?

Milo Dean:
No, that's why I'm reading it.

Maggie Dean:
Sorry.

Milo Dean:
What?

Maggie Dean:
Nothing.

Milo Dean:
Does the dog die at the end?

Maggie Dean:
No. I didn't say that.

Milo Dean:
The f***ing dog dies at the end.

Maggie Dean:
I'm didn't - I'm not saying anything!

Milo Dean:
Look how much I had left!

[Milo proceeds to throw the book onto the ground and sighs]

Maggie Dean:
I'm sorry I ruined it.

Milo Dean:
Maggie, I know the dog dies. Everyone knows the dog dies. It's the book where the dog dies.

Maggie Dean:
A**hole. I see you're getting your sense of humor back.

Milo Dean:
Yeah, they can't take that away from me.

Milo Dean:
Look, it had nothing to do with you.

Maggie Dean:
That is bullshit. You're my brother. And we're supposed to be there for each other. And if you don't get that by now, then, I don't know, I guess I'll talk to you in another ten years.

Milo Dean:
F***ing people.

Milo Dean:
You're emotionally unstable.

Maggie Dean:
You're a prick!

Milo Dean:
You need professional help!

Maggie Dean:
Oh, and this coming from a guy who just tried to kill himself.

Milo Dean:
[Bitter] Maybe I should try f***ing all my problems away.

Maggie Dean:
Well maybe next time you should cut deeper [Tears up at what she said]

[Milo is on the top of a building, drunk. He was playing with a toy wooden whale and he dropped it to ground level. He started looking around the town for a brief moment]

Security Officer:
Hey.

[Milo turned to see who it was:
a security guard behind him]

Security Officer:
What are you doing up here?

Milo Dean:
I'm waiting for you, Mr. Big Officer Man.

Security Officer:
The f*** you said?

Maggie Dean:
You ruined my marriage!

Milo Dean:
What marriage?

Maggie Dean:
F*** you.

Maggie Dean:
[Slightly drunk] Stop trying Judy. Stop trying. There are worse things then being a shitty mother.

Judy:
[looking embarrassed and close to crying] So... if you've finished... vomiting all over me [nervous laugh] I'll just say er thank you for dinner and er Milo thank you for the invitation [Milo looks over at her] and I'm sorry that I've ended up being so toxic. I just want you both to know...

Maggie Dean:
[Turning away] oh my god.

Judy:
...I'm sending you the light... when it lands. [leaves]

Milo Dean:
[Taking a drink of wine] Well at least she's sending us the light.

Maggie Dean:
[speaking through car window to Milo] Do you think that I should have a baby? I mean... do you think I would be a good mom?

Milo Dean:
[Avoids eye contact staring out front screen thinking] errrrrrm... I don't... I don't know. [Maggie looks away upset] I mean... I er think you would be very attentive.

Maggie Dean:
Okay?

Milo Dean:
[Narrows eyebrows in confusion] Maybe a bit overprotective? Uptight?

Maggie Dean:
Gee, thanks [glares at him]

Milo Dean:
I'm just being honest, it's a loaded question. I'm sorry.

Maggie Dean:
I think that I would be an excellent mom

Milo Dean:
[High pitched] Okay [Maggie glares] what do you want me to say?

Maggie Dean:
How about something that doesn't make me feel like a piece of sh*t? [Milo opens mouth then looks away] you know you're so goddamn selfish Milo it's mind blowing. [walks away before flipping him off as he calls her name]