The Smiling Ghost

Clarence:
[Carrying bags up the stairs] What do a valet do?

Norton:
[Also carrying bags up the stairs] You mean you don't know?

Clarence:
No, sir.

Norton:
Then that makes two of us don't know.

Clarence:
Boss, if you hear something whizzing by you, it'll be me.

Alexander "Lucky" Downing:
Why, Clarence, don't tell me you're afraid.

Clarence:
I ain't afraid, but my feets ain't gonna stand around and see my body abused.

Elinor Bentley:
What kind of a kiss do you perform?

Alexander "Lucky" Downing:
You mean there's more than one kind?

Elinor Bentley:
I thought you were a college man.

Alexander "Lucky" Downing:
Oh, I guess I was too busy studying chemical experiments to learn more than just plain old every day kissing.

Elinor Bentley:
Suppose we try that?

Alexander "Lucky" Downing:
Well, all right. [Kisses her lighly on the cheek] Goodnight.

Elinor Bentley:
You must have been a whiz at chemistry.