The Solid Gold Cadillac

Miss L'Arriere:
I had my swimming pool dug by an International Projects steam shovel. It's a darling shovel.

Edward L. McKeever:
Miss Partridge, you see, I am a businessman. All my life I've concentrated on business. Now, this has necessarily forced me to devote more of my time to some things and less to others. You understand.

Laura Partridge:
Sure. You're scared of girls.

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Narrator:
The solid gold Cadillac. Well, we had to call it something.

Laura Partridge:
Do you like Shakespeare?

Edward L. McKeever:
Well, I've read a lot of it.

Laura Partridge:
Well, take my advice and don't play it! It's so tiring! They don't let you sit down unless you're a king!