The Spirit

[from trailer]

The Spirit:
My city, I can not deny her. My city screams. She is my mother. She is my lover, and I am her Spirit.

Ellen Dolan:
You're in love with every women you meet, Mr. Spirit. You say lovely things to all of us and you mean every word you say.

Silken Floss:
What a fine detective. You followed the breadcrumbs right to us.

Silken Floss:
The Octopus always finds his nemesis so distracting.

Sand Saref:
If this is the wrong box I'll kill you myself!

The Spirit:
I've known some pretty strange women in my time but this one, she's got the final word on strange.

The Octopus:
What is it with you and women?

The Octopus:
Spirit, we're two of a kind, you and me!

The Octopus:
Come on! Toilets are always funny!

Sand Saref:
Shut up and bleed!

The Spirit:
I'm gonna kill you all kinds of dead.

The Spirit:
There probably isn't a law in the books that you wouldn't break.

Sand Saref:
Tell me, do I look like a good girl?

The Spirit:
Somebody get me a tie! I don't care what kind, it sure as hell better be red!

Commissioner Dolan:
Is every goddamn woman in this goddamn hell hole out of her goddamn mind?

Morgenstern:
No, sir. We're just equipped.

[last lines]

The Spirit:
She is the love of my life. And I am her spirit.

The Octopus:
I'm the Octopus, I got eight of everything.

The Spirit:
[the Octopus has demonstrated a serum on a cat, muffins] The cat... she is all the reason I need. I will kill you.

The Spirit:
This is for Sand! [hits The Octopus]

The Spirit:
This is for me! [hits The Octopus]

The Spirit:
And this is for Muffins! [roundhouse kicks The Octopus into a pillar with a Nazi Eagle on top]

The Octopus:
Is that it? [Giant marble eagle falls on The Octopus]

[repeated line]

Pathos, etc.:
We was watching.

The Spirit:
[Wakes up after being unconscious] What smells dental?

The Spirit:
[Looks around at Nazi decorations, and realizes he's tied to a Dentist chair] Dental and Nazi. Great.

Young Sand:
I... hate... cops!

The Octopus:
I don't like egg on my face.

Silken Floss:
On your knees, then!

The Octopus:
[Looking at footman] That's damn weird.

Liebowitz:
[Spirit hangs from his cape] You will believe a man can't fly.

Lorelei Rox:
You're so close, you'll have me forever.

Silken Floss:
We knew there had to be a better way of keeping someone alive other than cutting them up like some free-range chicken.

The Octopus:
Eurgh. Free-range chickens with their big brown ugly-ass eggs. They piss me off. Every time I think about those big brown eggs they piss. Me. Off.

Silken Floss:
Or pills.

[repeated line]

Pathos, etc.:
Silken Floss is the most beautiful woman ever!

The Octopus:
I had you beat, just like eggs.

The Spirit:
The hell you did!

The Spirit:
She provides for me, my city does. She gives me everything I need.

The Spirit:
All the enemy has is gun to knives. I have the entire city as my weapon.

[On the Subject of Demi-Gods]

Silken Floss:
Now the greatest of them all was Heracles.

The Octopus:
And we found his ass! Well his blood anyway... he left some blood.

The Octopus:
How can I get anything done with all this time on my hands?