The Strongest Man in the World

Mercedes:
Professor Quigley's here to pick up his severence check.

Dean Higgins:
Professor Quigley, hmm? Well you inform Professor Quigley that we don't give out severence checks anymore.

Dean Higgins:
But we always give out severance checks.

Dean Higgins:
Well, we don't anymore! We just ran out of money!

Dean Higgins:
I *know* he's on his way but so's Christmas

Dean Higgins:
I know he's been kidnapped. How do I know? Because he's been gone for the last three hours looking for his dog.

The Policewoman:
Sir, a boy looking for his dog isn't so unusual.

Dean Higgins:
It is when the dog got back two hours and forty-five minutes ago.

Dean Higgins:
You're crushing perfectly good vitamins to give to a cow?

Schuyler:
That's right.

The Policewoman:
Dean Higgins, here's a thought, if the dog came back in only fifteen minutes, why don't you send the dog out to look for the boy?